fanMAIL: Beyonce’s Fake Pregnancy
A loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous writes:
Please do not include my name in this email. I must admit at first I thought you we’re a little cruel for bothering Beyonce. However after carefully reviewing pictures of her birthday weekend in Italy. I have to say that I agree with you. I don’t think she is pregnant. The photos that were taken from afar show a very nice size belly, however when the media was able to take up close pictures of Beyonce she has a huge purse covering up her stomach. I am saying this as a Beyonce fan. I believe that maybe she and Jay are unable to have children and are planning to adopt and don’t want the media to know. I don’t understand why someone of her status would flaunt her belly and pregnancy but once cameras are up close and personal she hides her tummy. Please ask your bloggers how can they explain these photos??
SR responds: It definitely looks like she was hiding something. And we already know the “paparazzi” photos were staged by Bey’s camp.
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Photos: DM
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Chile please.
I don’t see what the problem is… I carry a big purse just for the times when my baby fat fills up and I am too full to suck it in. I mean look through the club pics.. anyone with a booty doo has a big purse… I mean if she is pregnant or not… the only people who care are well…. um I’ve got nothing…
So you’re going to ignore the fact that she covers up her belly with a man’s backpack when the photographer gets close? OK. Stay in denial
#icant
Ive said the same thing, that maybe bey is child barren and she and jay cant have any kids… I know a few couples that are like that
And also , not to stir the pot, but those photos above and that belly at the VMS’s are two totally different sizes.. Im saying this because I just had a baby, and I know the process ever so well
Let me clarify my previous comment to say that I believe the girl is pregnant — I just think the baby bump is fake. She’s not that far along, but she’s so desperate for attention that she can’t wait for the real bump to catch up.
Sandra Rose says:
So you’re going to ignore the fact that she covers up her belly with a man’s backpack when the photographer gets close? OK. Stay in denial
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idk if that was a man’s backpack.. she’s seen carrying it.. in the photo of her and her real man Julius
I’m more interested in the fact that her husband is not doing what he should be, instead her body guard is. Her pregnancy is a sensitive time why is the body guard holding her and directing her safely? Jay needs to bump him out the way and protect his wife *hops off podium*
i cant say for sure if she is pregnant or not. however, when i was pregnant, i didnt start to “pop” as they say until i was close to 6 mos. My rounded belly looked bigger or smaller depending on what i wore. LeaveherBe Aunty lol. I am a big fan of B but Aunty some of the info has a point lol. We will see wont we
Came out of lurking to
West Coast Chick says:
And also , not to stir the pot, but those photos above and that belly at the VMS’s are two totally different sizes.. Im saying this because I just had a baby, and I know the process ever so well
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I agree. I’ve never had a baby, but a fetus the size of a grape should not be that big.
But why does Beyonce need attention? she does not need fame she is an international star…I am NOT a fan but clearly she is however
far along. Her hips have spread and her implants…..
I was like that one morning I woke up and was buldging..GEESH
I would like to know what in the Cowardly Lion hell is going on with her wig?
I am still wondering why are all of these celebs going for fertility treatments? Jay & Bey, Mariah & Nick, Brad & Angelina, Marc and Jen, etc. Is there something in hollyweird that is making them not having these kids on their own or what? Or is that just the in thing to do to create the sex of the child of their choice?
Sandra Rose says:
Let me clarify my previous comment to say that I believe the girl is pregnant — I just think the baby bump is fake. She’s not that far along, but she’s so desperate for attention that she can’t wait for the real bump to catch up
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I only want to see if the baby comes out looking like Julius or a baby Kamel.
OHoney says:
I’m more interested in the fact that her husband is not doing what he should be, instead her body guard is. Her pregnancy is a sensitive time why is the body guard holding her and directing her safely? Jay needs to bump him out the way and protect his wife *hops off podium*
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@ Sandra Rose
She is probably having twins.
DUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB C
Her belly prosthesis looks fake as all get out. Whoever made it should find another line of work.
anyone with a booty doo has a big purse…
My booty dont but i still do this. I was mad at my damn self when i hopped on the mini/crossbody bag trends. How im gon’ binge eat now and wear them smedium dresses now?
If Beyonce showed you all a picture of her ultrasound, the pregnancy test results or even if her Dr came out to comfirm you all still wouldn’t believe her.
How many people have been saying “oh she needs to have some babies and sit down somewhere?” Now she is FINALLY about to do what many have wanted her to do, and she is being accused of lying about her pregnancy. The girl can’t get a break.
I have figured it all out!!!! We can’t see the baby bump because… camels carry babies in the humps on their backs therefore it is scientifically impossible to see her baby bump in the front… watch next week she will have on a back pack just watch…
Secret says:
@ Sandra Rose
She is probably having twins.
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Even if she was having triplets she wouldn’t be that big (and fake looking) at 3 months. Put 3 grapes together and see how big they are.
Sandra Rose says:
West Coast Chick says:
And also , not to stir the pot, but those photos above and that belly at the VMS’s are two totally different sizes.. Im saying this because I just had a baby, and I know the process ever so well
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I agree. I’ve never had a baby, but a fetus the size of a grape should not be that big.
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Really came out of lurking cause I can’t with Aunti
And I Love Bey
Secret says:
I am still wondering why are all of these celebs going for fertility treatments? Jay & Bey, Mariah & Nick, Brad & Angelina, Marc and Jen, etc. Is there something in hollyweird that is making them not having these kids on their own or what? Or is that just the in thing to do to create the sex of the child of their choice?
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They want TWINS!
ValerieB1 says:
But why does Beyonce need attention?
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Because she’s a narcissist and they can never get enough attention, fame or money. You must be new around these parts?
flsun99 says:
If Beyonce showed you all a picture of her ultrasound, the pregnancy test results or even if her Dr came out to comfirm you all still wouldn’t believe her.
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that a complete shame that any person would have to go to such lengths to prove anything.. her credibility must be SHOT!
it baffles me how a woman have never carried a child can comment on a pregnant womans body and what they think it should look like #childpls
once you are pregnant your metabolism slows down and you gain weight. Not all weight is jsut the tiny baby. You will gain weight. She prob letting it all hang out and no longer sucking it in. I know I did. I grew outta my jeans by the time I was 4-5 months. You def have a little bump at 5 months. Let this woman and her uterus breathe.
Sandra Rose says:
Her belly prosthesis looks fake as all get out. Whoever made it should find another line of work
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It doesn’t look any worse than those people with them kitchen azz injections… or sand bag tits holding steady throughout Atlanta..
@ ValerieB1
Because your star doesnt last forever. They need the public in order to keep up their image and lifestyle.
Im almost kinda in shock that we even debate this but then again not really.
We have seen almost every piece of this girls body on this blog alone not to mention the rest of the ‘net and y’all say what now?
I just cant. Lets tom’bout something else.
New bfs? New chirrens? New jobs? Anyone? Anything but this.
Sandra, you see one of your homies copped the first pair of Marty McFly’s for $37,000? And he’s a brotha.
U can Tell All In Bey Face she Preggers and I also know what a stick out belly look like 2
Sandra Rose says:
ValerieB1 says:
But why does Beyonce need attention?
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Because she’s a narcissist and they can never get enough attention, fame or money. You must be new around these parts?
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Auntie been explaining what a narcissist is from the first day I visited this blog… it HAS to be one of her favorite words to discribe people
@ xamayca 2 di bone says:
it baffles me how a woman have never carried a child can comment on a pregnant womans body and what they think it should look like #childpls
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Well do you listen to your doctor about your body when they never went through an experience like that before? Its something similar like that.
Why are u so jealous of this girl Sandra? smh lol
sweetdiva says:
U can Tell All In Bey Face she Preggers
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yes, it does look chubby and glowy.. thats why Im
on why she’s doing this…show 
Well my day has been horrible. Stopped at The Chitlin Shack for lunch. As I was waiting for my order I went to the restroom to go potty. As many of you knw I was born with a condition known as Urologin Obstructus. Which basically means my pee hole is off centered. It’s on the right side of the tip of my peenis to be exact. Anyway, so I’m standing at the urinal and this White man on my left is trynna sneak a peak. White men is so obsessed with what the Black man got betwixt his legs.smh…So I turn slight right to avoid giving him a show, and by accident end up peeing on the gentleman who was on my right. Blame my peehole not me! Well before I could say sorry…He starts rubbing his nipples and singing Shower Me With Your Love? WTF? Well then…Well lets just say things got weird after that…So yea…Good afternoon
sand bag tits holding steady throughout Atlanta..
I am still wondering why are all of these celebs going for fertility treatments
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A combination of age and years of fluxin their way to the top have left them with conditions that impair fertility.
@ Secret…my doc is a female so yes I do. Plus I have 3 children so I know my body.
OutsidetheBox says:
I just cant. Lets tom’bout something else.
New bfs? New chirrens? New jobs? Anyone? Anything but this.
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Yes, I have to drop my kids off at the pool… this turtle head is poking out, I mean like Beyonce stomach… I guess that makes my azzhole a narcissit…
Sandra are you SERIOUS… OMG!!!! Knock it off already, If you don’t think she is pregnant GOOD for you! Check back with her in 2-3 months if she IS indeed pregnant it will be VERY CLEAR…. SMH @ these drn post every day. I am beginning to think you are obsessed with Beyonce.
based on the fact that the acting threshold for the cast is so low and all…
Mannnn y’all aint sh it on this blog LMAO! At least she is cute as well. That seems to be the only criteria.
*waves at Brenden* I’m pregnant but don’t body care cause I’m not famous…
brenden says:
Well my day has been horrible. Stopped at The Chitlin Shack for lunch. As I was waiting for my order I went to the restroom to go potty. As many of you knw I was born with a condition known as Urologin Obstructus. Which basically means my pee hole is off centered. It’s on the right side of the tip of my peenis to be exact. Anyway, so I’m standing at the urinal and this White man on my left is trynna sneak a peak. White men is so obsessed with what the Black man got betwixt his legs.smh…So I turn slight right to avoid giving him a show, and by accident end up peeing on the gentleman who was on my right. Blame my peehole not me! Well before I could say sorry…He starts rubbing his nipples and singing Shower Me With Your Love? WTF? Well then…Well lets just say things got weird after that…So yea…
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@ xamayca 2 di bone
I am talking about a doctor who never been through a situation like you have but people listen to them because they have a M.D. after they name.
Well hello Brenden
Sandra never said she didn’t believe queen creole was preggers, she said that Beyonce may or may not have enhanced her bump which isn’t uncommon. I know people who fake pregnant but they too poor to buy what beyonce may or may not have bought. They stuff pillows under there burlap sacks and tie belts round they waist. I seent it in the Color Purple…
NOT YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOO! rotfl!!! I hate chall SMH SMH
On the VMAs she had on a maternity garment. Maternity clothes make you look a little bigger than what you actually are. I think it just rounded her belly out a little more.
It would be foolish for her to actually go to a beach with a 2 piece on, wearing a fake bump.. Wouldn’t she just wear a whole swim suit.. and she’s covering her belly because they got TOO close.. #1 it’s a motherly instinct.. #2 who wants their big baby belly blown ALL the way up from close range on all the magazines and blogs..
@ Dawn Sheen
Awww, I care. Congrats. If you was near here I would baby sit. But only until the child hits a year old
@ sandra
Her belly prosthesis looks fake as all get out. Whoever made it should find another line of work.
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I thought the belly was real, just poked out and covered in body makeup to hide her liposuction scars,ripples…..
I had to say something, I had twins & although I’m not a big girl I was showing at 3 months, maybe even bigger than Bey on this pictures!! By the time I was 6 months everybody thought I was due.
These Bey posts are gettin out of hand, let that girl have her baby and be happy!!
OMG, Brenden I am so sorry to hear about your malfunctioning hammer… them hooks ain’t no joke… sometimes I am really dry and my pee takes a minute to get started so I feel you. Sometimes I have to poke at my lips just a tad…
I guess…I certaintly would trust the advice of a person who is highly educated in the medical area rather than some nurse or blogger who has never had children. but thats just me
@ joni
Then they shouldnt have called the photogs if they didnt want their pics taken :/
Also Mariah and Nick did. Did you see those pics
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DUBBBBBB CEEEZIE you aint want my birthday salutation 
If you think she is Pregnant WHY IN THE WORLD.. Do u keep saying FAKE PREGNANCY..Come on Sandra use your words properly, either you think she is pregnant or you dont
brenden says:
@Dawn. Congrats! I care. I love when women have children. I’m always looking to purchase a few come income tax time
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You know damn good and well I’m not pregnant.. I am not messing up my figure nor my income… one is enough…
@ xamayca 2 di bone
Yeah but sometimes nurses know more than the doctor.
Oh, Brenden! I love your stories.
that pic of her in that my first swim bikini is terrible and that hair….
if anyone is faking a baby bump (which I think Nicole Kidman did) they need some immediate and serious counseling and jay and anyone around bey needs to be whipped for co-signing this dumb chit
xamayca 2 di bone says:
I guess…I certaintly would trust the advice of a person who is highly educated in the medical area rather than some nurse or blogger who has never had children.
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So I’m not “highly educated in the medical field” just because I’m a nurse and a blogger?
Dawn having a baby? Awwwwww congrats! *throws wipes, diapers, and whiskey*
Are you married?
I like to start judging you now.
You know, in proper SR fashion. j/k LOL!
@ Joni exactly…kinda like when ur preg and everybody think its okay to rub your belly including complete strangers….back the phuck up!
And pls note she always carry her bag like that even when she wasnt preg…
Secret says:
@ Dawn Sheen
Awww, I care. Congrats. If you was near here I would baby sit. But only until the child hits a year old
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See… ya’ll believe my dumb, non fertile azz is pregnant but y’all don’t believe Beyonce is? OAN you can babysit my 7 year old…
Hey CG, Hey Ohoney, Hey outsidethebox
You typing in tongues? I see somebody takes the Jaunita Bynum internet course of praise 
I’m always looking to purchase a few come income tax time
datsmdubya2u says:
I thought the belly was real, just poked out and covered in body makeup to hide her liposuction scars,ripples…..
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Maybe you’re right: stage makeup on her belly would explain why it looks like clay
Sandy idk if you are but I do know that you have never had children yet you have an opinion on how you think a preg womans body should look like….secret brought up the part about trusting a docs advice part…
Everyone has an opinion so i digress
brenden says:
Well my day has been horrible. Stopped at The Chitlin Shack for lunch. As I was waiting for my order I went to the restroom to go potty. As many of you knw I was born with a condition known as Urologin Obstructus. Which basically means my pee hole is off centered. It’s on the right side of the tip of my peenis to be exact. Anyway, so I’m standing at the urinal and this White man on my left is trynna sneak a peak. White men is so obsessed with what the Black man got betwixt his legs.smh…So I turn slight right to avoid giving him a show, and by accident end up peeing on the gentleman who was on my right. Blame my peehole not me! Well before I could say sorry…He starts rubbing his nipples and singing Shower Me With Your Love? WTF? Well then…Well lets just say things got weird after that…So yea…
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Sandra Rose says:
So you’re going to ignore the fact that she covers up her belly with a man’s backpack when the photographer gets close? OK. Stay in denial
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No ma’am!!!! lol If that’s a mans backpack, then I’m a Victoras Secret and the owner of that bag is one QUEEN!
@Dawn
I would congratulate you but can’t until I see paparazzi photos….
OutsidetheBox says:
Dawn having a baby? Awwwwww congrats! *throws wipes, diapers, and whiskey*
Are you married?
I like to start judging you now. You know, in proper SR fashion. j/k LOL!
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LLMFAO! HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell naw… my baby was born out of wedlock… I’m not having anymore… I’m ruint… don’t nobody want me.
I’m always looking to purchase a few come income tax time
i love the kiddos too. Specially Black ones *black power fist*…I like biege ones too but ummm yeah not for my sons. They can have my daughters tho. Peeesssh.
Dawn Sheen says:
I’m pregnant but don’t body care cause I’m not famous…
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Congrats Suga Dumplin. God bless you, hubby/luva/friend and the little one.
@ Dawn Sheen
Lol, I must have read your post wrong hehe.
See Brendan I was wondering when you were gonna come thru!
Hey Dymond, Dawn and OTB
BRENDILLUSIONAL …I BEEN MISSING YO AZZ 
Did Dawn say she has to poke at the lips…Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha I sometimes halfta finger my tunnel to get the log rolling
Lmao @ Brenden!
Maybe you’re right: stage makeup on her belly would explain why it looks like clay
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Dawn Sheen says:
See… ya’ll believe my dumb, non fertile azz is pregnant but y’all don’t believe Beyonce is? OAN you can babysit my 7 year old…
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Well my blessings still apply and congrats on it being Friday mid afternoon.
Sandra Rose says:
Lmao @ Brenden
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Girl, I am dead… trying to keep a straight face at work.. my eyes are watering…
Aunty, come on now…this is really getting ridiculous!
CHEEKS!!!!!!!!!
Bird says:
Dawn Sheen says:
See… ya’ll believe my dumb, non fertile azz is pregnant but y’all don’t believe Beyonce is? OAN you can babysit my 7 year old…
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Well my blessings still apply and congrats on it being Friday mid afternoon.
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Thanks! viva la Friday.. SN: You know I ain’t chit… my baby is 7 ain’t no way I would start over! ION even like men enough…
brenden says:
Did Dawn say she has to poke at the lips…Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha I sometimes halfta finger my tunnel to get the log rolling
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Why I pictured that… SMDH
@ dawn sheen
See… ya’ll believe my dumb, non fertile azz is pregnant but y’all don’t believe Beyonce is? OAN you can babysit my 7 year ol
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so cruel….
@ us
I THOUGHT THE FAN MAIIL WAS FOR U AUNTIE WHY DO WE HAVE TO SUFFER THRU IT??
**LOGS OFF**
datsmdubya2u says:
@Dawn
I would congratulate you but can’t until I see paparazzi photos….
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I’m too high class for that *cough… I’ll be sexting my pictures…
Well my blessings still apply and congrats on it being Friday mid afternoon
I still lubs my Bird:lol: matter fact you the only kind of birds i like, well besides chicken. I am Black after all.
@ !*LaKErCHiC@*!:
But you don’t have to read it
I’m too high class for that *cough… I’ll be sexting my pictures…
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good I can’t wait
chocalatecity29 says:
Aunty, come on now…this is really getting ridiculous!
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Lighten up, hun. It’s just a blog
finger my tunnel to get the log rolling
*toots top lip to the left*
Dawn Sheen says:
I’m pregnant but don’t body care cause I’m not famous…
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Bird says:
Congrats Suga Dumplin. God bless you, hubby/luva/friend and the little one.
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@ Bird, you believe her?
brenden says:
Hey CG, Hey Ohoney, Hey outsidethebox You typing in tongues? I see somebody takes the Jaunita Bynum internet course of praise
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BNSKJFSJFSKGSGSDMBKLDJTJGWIORJSGM <—saved…
Sandra Rose says:
Dawn Sheen says:
I’m pregnant but don’t body care cause I’m not famous…
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Bird says:
Congrats Suga Dumplin. God bless you, hubby/luva/friend and the little one.
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@ Bird, you believe her?
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And she know I ain’t chit… you can’t even trust me if I say the building is on fire.
The reason why people are finding it so hard to believe because for many years she said she is not ready for kids but when I turn 30 I will be ready for kids. Now POOF she’s pregnant. Plus it’s the way she did it, I don’t care what nobody says but by her doing it at the VMA’s and opening up her jacket like saying LOOK AT ME NOW I’m about to still the show was very classless of her. Her and Jay-z hates the paparazzi however you pull a stunt like that, just do what J-Lo and Mariah did, let time tell but they didn’t because they love to be talked about. But who cares, have the baby and sit down some damn where!
Dawn Sheen
LLMFAO! HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell naw… my baby was born out of wedlock… I’m not having anymore… I’m ruint… don’t nobody want me.
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@ Sandra Rose
Do you have a way on your blog to get alerts when you have a new post up?
I felt so wrong for cussing at Ms. Bynum when I read that “tongue” story.
She saved me from no more sheets. Thats why I gotta small break in between some of my kids. A little shake up to the stair steps
stop: Auntie, I am gonna have to disagree about the twins thing…I suffered hyperemesis (SEVERE morning sickness) from the time twins were conceived and got down to 88 pounds on my 5’2 frame I was not really showing, that was around 7-8 weeks, I was in the hospital for about 3 weeks with them trying to stablilize me….when I returned to work there was no hiding I looked every bit of 6mos….and I was and still am a small (shapely) petite woman..and the twins were not that big when I had them at 36 weeks… 4.4 and 4.5….i say this all to say that it is possible for her to be showing at this point in the game….I do however from my novice eye believes she is carrying twins…..
I have to agree with supasexy
I thought they way she was flaunting it was tacky also
plus I thought that they were private individuals…plus, arent you very risky in your 1st trimester…it’s all very weird
It definitely looks like she was hiding something
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She was…she was tryna hide the fact that Shawn and Julius REALLY were the ones on vacay together an that she was there to throw the paps off.
(Not sure who said that the otha day but it mighta been the truff…)
Cot dammit Sandra!!!
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Brendan
# 44 
have you considered taking up comedy?
@ Dawn
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Is that you?
@ leapyearpisces
You had that too I am sorry for that. I had that unfortunately it got severe for me. But I did have my miracle one.
Brenden, your boo Yso was freed, and is in the SR building again.
I believe that maybe she and Jay are unable to have children and are planning to adopt and don’t want the media to know.
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I think she is preggers by Larry Johnson so him and Jay can parent.
Too bad she walked the red carpet at the VMAs before her performance and showed the belly. On stage was for the regular folks. The stans was tweeting it soon as she hit the red carpet.
And all jokes aside, I am not a bey hater nor a stan, i respect this chick for her hustle…with that said, people are saying why she is being so public about the pregnancy yada yada…Bey, is doing what she has been bred and programmed to do, and that is “GET MONEY”…there’s really no endorsements etc. in getting married (hence why they kept the marriage a secret). But I am sure since she announced her pregnancy she has been BOMBARDED with offers to be the spokesperson or her and the future baby to be the face of this product or that product. That whole stint at the VMA’s was her PR annoucement to tell the big brand companys to get at her….it wasn’t for the fans…it wasn’t for the haters…it was for her bank account…period…
Im not new and probably will be banned in a minute….Beyonce about to gain all tht weight back that she has cut off, taped down or whatever she did. She has always been a thick girl and it is showing….That girl is however far
she want to be.
datsmdubya2u says:
@ Dawn
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Is that you?
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You must be new…
visit my twitter… I am quite the opposite @DawnSheen
Dymond says:
I have to agree with supasexy
I thought they way she was flaunting it was tacky also
plus I thought that they were private individuals…plus, arent you very risky in your 1st trimester…it’s all very weird
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Who does that?? Doesn’t she know if she has a miscarriage (GOD forbid) the paps will have a field day with her and Jay.. just do like Alicia Keys and show up with a gut full of human one day 
…like ” shyt, we happy” 
West Coast Chick says:
Brendan # 44
have you considered taking up comedy?
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Yes, brenden and I are going on the chitlin circuit together… Sandra will sponsor us.
@Dymond have to agree with supasexy I thought they way she was flaunting it was tacky also
I am indeed happy for her, she has fame, a successful husband, and now a baby to be expected what else can you ask for and she did it in order not baby first then marriage like so many other celebs do??? But the way she did it yes ma’am it was tacky, it’s defiantly not what I would have expected from her. She and Jay-Z always like privacy so to do it in that manner was not what I expected from a powerful couple who doesn’t need to extra attention.
@ Dawn
datsmdubya2u says:
@ Dawn
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Is that you?
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You must be new…
visit my twitter… I am quite the opposite @DawnSheen
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Ok I just got a stray sext…I thought you were announcing your fake pregnancy…..my bad
Secret says:
@ Sandra Rose
Do you have a way on your blog to get alerts when you have a new post up?
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If you have twitter she will tweet wen a new post is up… if not it like waiting for a tax refund.. u just have to keep checking.
SANDRA, have you heard the news about Jay’z mistress supposedly found dead days after Bey announced she was preg?
There just has to be more meaningful news stories out there to report…I mean REALLY!
West Coast Chick says: just do like Alicia Keys and show up with a gut full of human one day.
I agree, thats Exactly what you do if you want to at least go through this happy but sensitive time with the ones you love until it is time to say F**K it, it is what it is.
*yawn*
The more frequently her stomach (HATE THE WORD BELLY RE: ADULTS! *exhale* the less $$ her People/W/Glamour spread will Gross.
Aryanna says:
SANDRA, have you heard the news about Jay’z mistress supposedly found dead days after Bey announced she was preg?
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We spoke about that a few days ago. Basically Sandra said leave it alone in not so many words O_O
@ Sandra I’m lighten up right now
as we speak!
Sad to say, yes it is a blog
@ Dawn Sheen
Thanks
@ JD…I agree…way more celebrities to stalk other than this pregnant woman.
@ Secret,
Yes, I had it severley too…I almost died (my body had started shutting down (came close to renal failure))…out of the 8 mos. i was pregnant, I was only not in the hospital for two of them. I had pancreatis, (they thought i had an embolism on my lung)..girl, those babies took me THROUGH IT!!! LOL…
***Holding gun to head*** I swear I can’t take another one of these posts!!
Secret says:
Aryanna says:
SANDRA, have you heard the news about Jay’z mistress supposedly found dead days after Bey announced she was preg?
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We spoke about that a few days ago. Basically Sandra said leave it alone in not so many words O_O
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Hmmm, ook smh. I thought she liked bashing the girl. I was sure she would have put that news up.. Oh well * shrugs*
@ Dawn
you know i wuz kidding right?
@ leapyearpisces
Oooh lol, but now you have them I know you are thrilled hehe.
*wipes sweat from forehead…..
Auntie you are never gonna give this a rest are u????
LOL at bey’s Coppertone baby bikini
Supa_sexy says:
West Coast Chick says: just do like Alicia Keys and show up with a gut full of human one day.
I agree, thats Exactly what you do if you want to at least go through this happy but sensitive time with the ones you love until it is time to say F**K it, it is what it is.
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right! I have no idea why the one of the most hated celebs in the world would do something so stupid. Maybe she doesn’t fully understand the gravity of birthing an actual human being… being that she and Jay are expecting an alien, n all ( from the looks of things)
HATE THE WORD BELLY RE: ADULTS
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I HATE the word Belly an Tummy in re to adults too!
Co-worker left sick one day last month tambout she got a tummy ache.
You old heffa, you dayum near 60. Your tummy been gone for 55 years. In fact truth be told your azz got a GUT.
Auntie,
Why would one of the most FAMOUS people in the world make up a lie like this? It doesnt make sense…. Beyonce has NO reason to lie….
I can see if it was Keri Hilson, Ciara or EVELYN LOZADO who NEED the media attention…
Your logic nor your OBSESSION make any sense….
datsmdubya2u says:
@ Dawn
you know i wuz kidding right?
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yes sugar! ION take offense to much of nothing…
**nods head slowly at Leap’s #126** Since you put it that way……
@Dawn
I have already seen your twitter..I know you are Kay-ute….
Brootiful really..
Lighten up, hun. It’s just a blog
Im loving this right here – all because people are actually taking time out to email Sandra about BEY 
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chibytex says:
*wipes sweat from forehead…..
Auntie you are never gonna give this a rest are u????
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@ Chib, I hope not
Auntie actually says things that I’m to conservative to even utter, but enquiring minds would like to know 
Speaking of a gut…some folks just have a “tut”. When they tittays and gut are fused together.
Sandra can we get a medical minute on “tuts”?
@Kdub
btw i just got a “stomach”
@ KDub
You are so not right :/
KDub says:
HATE THE WORD BELLY RE: ADULTS
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I HATE the word Belly an Tummy in re to adults too!
Co-worker left sick one day last month tambout she got a tummy ache.
You old heffa, you dayum near 60. Your tummy been gone for 55 years. In fact truth be told your azz got a GUT.
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Random adult “belly” names:
Muffin Top
Gut
Fumpa
Cushin for the pushin
fun size
sunk in birthday cake
stretch mark hotel
pouch
honey pot
Tuts though?
Kdub did you just ask for a medical minute on a word you made up?
WEESSSTTTTSSIIIIDDEEEE! and to everyone else with one coming or recently passed….
*passes the shot tray and then the tip bucket right behind it to everyone at the party*
@Leap-Hey pretty lady! I’m sorry u had such a tough time, but u got ur babies and thats what matters! I had a hard time too with my boy, I was close to renal failure too, had a stent placed in my kidney at 4 months,,,crazy shyt,,, but hey, makes us stronger woman. You know they say the smaller ones are the strongest! I’m 5’1 lol…
Just an FYI- Peeps were askin in the other post, if you place your curser on a smiley, it shows you exactly how it’s typed…
@158 some folks on here may be suffering from tut-itis. I want Sandra to help those folks.
I got a stomach too…and my tittays too small to be fused with it yet. I’m only 34. I still got some perkiness left. Gravity ain’t grabbed em yet.
@ohoney
Kdub did you just ask for a medical minute on a word you made up?
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while you playin’ Sandra will have a MM up on that subject with the quickness
KDub says:
Speaking of a gut…some folks just have a “tut”. When they tittays and gut are fused together.
Sandra can we get a medical minute on “tuts”?
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What is it wen people have titty’s in the front and back, knees in the front and back, that shed or car port over their snatch, and what are those black patches that be in big womens azzez like they slide cross asfault?
and Kdub, a medical minute on people who backs run into their azzess… you know when peoples butt looks like its hitchiking on their backs…I don’t know what you would call it
but I know i have SEENT it alot ’round these parts. 
NikkeMinxx says:
WEESSSTTTTSSIIIIDDEEEE! and to everyone else with one coming or recently passed….
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Hey bew! Also my Bord day is soon coming.. I will be tweeting buttnaked.
@West Side….
Aint nobody posting in here conservative….get your ass outta here!!
I just think the girl dont want no camera dead in her face,
dab in the middle of her uterus taking pictures….
datsmdubya2u says:
@Dawn
I have already seen your twitter..I know you are Kay-ute….
Brootiful really..
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Thanks! (pops collar on member’s only jacket)
speaking of tuts… I learned about ‘gunts’ at the gym this week….when your c u n t fuses into your gut. I have all sorts of logistics questions about it because every woman I’ve ever seen with one had a couple kids under 5.
#someoneforeveryone
chibytex says:
@West Side….
Aint nobody posting in here conservative….get your ass outta here!!
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Not true, I am conservative… (googles that word.. )damn school words…
Bey shouldve married lil wayne… it wouldnt’ve been any doubt about a pregnancy, planned or not
hop up on this _ and do a full split
What is it wen people have titty’s in the front and back, knees in the front and back, that shed or car port over their snatch, and what are those black patches that be in big womens azzez like they slide cross asfault?
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That ish is called unfortunate like a mub.
You just described some woman who suffers from Esther Rolle Syndrome as Wanda Sykes called it (rolls in the front and back) somebody who cain’t walk from extra knee caps, who can’t fukk whilst using their hands cause they holding their snatch shed fat, and that got a skin condition on they azz….prolly chafing.
Again that is unfortunate like a mub.
ValerieB1 says:
I just think the girl dont want no camera dead in her face, dab in the middle of her uterus taking pictures
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Afternoon everyone. I get what Sandra is saying (thanks to her clarification in the comments on this post)
Congrats Dawn on ur baby… I think i may be preggers myself but its a waiting game right now.
KDub says:
What is it wen people have titty’s in the front and back, knees in the front and back, that shed or car port over their snatch, and what are those black patches that be in big womens azzez like they slide cross asfault?
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That ish is called unfortunate like a mub.
You just described some woman who suffers from Esther Rolle Syndrome as Wanda Sykes called it (rolls in the front and back) somebody who cain’t walk from extra knee caps, who can’t fukk whilst using their hands cause they holding their snatch shed fat, and that got a skin condition on they azz….prolly chafing.
Again that is unfortunate like a mub.
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You thank we’ll get a MM??
Dawn Sheen says:
chibytex says:
@West Side….
Aint nobody posting in here conservative….get your ass outta here!!
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Hi April,
LMAO!…Choco she was talking about me…Some other celebrity say they are pregnant REAL QUICK LIKE!!
Binki says:
Afternoon everyone. I get what Sandra is saying (thanks to her clarification in the comments on this post)
Congrats Dawn on ur baby… I think i may be preggers myself but its a waiting game right now.
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Thanks! Did I win? casue I sho ain’t pregnant! You couldn’t pay me to throw up, gain weight, have a dry vag, eat ice, a whole watermelon a day, get a big azz then lose it but keep the belly just enough to annoy ever again.
I learned about ‘gunts’ at the gym this week….when your c u n t fuses into your gut. I have all sorts of logistics questions about it because every woman I’ve ever seen with one had a couple kids under 5.
SWEAR I can’t SEE.
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I got TEARS.
@ Binki
CONGRATS. You are pregnant (works her magical powers)
NikkeMinxx says:
WEESSSTTTTSSIIIIDDEEEE! and to everyone else with one coming or recently passed….
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@binki.. hello, miss lady….
1. Dont enetertain Dawn’s BS, she dont even like kids. The one she does have is on the get-out-my-house countdown..
2. What kinda of hair is that?
Fina call my mama and her wife and tell her how ya’ll thank I’m pregnent.. I do kinda wanna roll with the lie so I can have baby shower cake and get giftcards…
Congrats @Binki! Hope all goes well for you! Pregnancy is truley a miracle.
To me Bey’s (belly) does look kinna funny but,
NikkeMinxx says:
@binki.. hello, miss lady….
1. Dont enetertain Dawn’s BS, she dont even like kids. The one she does have is on the get-out-my-house countdown
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I like my kid, my 13 neices and nephews and my two God kids… u right tho mine got to get the heck out … soon… she had the nerve to ask for a house key for wen she gets older… no ma’am u get a one way ticket to a college far far away.
Leap- my girl is 10 and my boy is 5… I want more but hubby don’t… How old are your twins? I always wanted twins!!!!
Kdub wen we going on the road…
AprilRain says:
ValerieB1 says:
I just think the girl dont want no camera dead in her face, dab in the middle of her uterus taking pictures
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Just got back from adoption court…I see Sandra’s been busy.
I would like to know which post to read through first for maximum drama/ratchetness. Please and thanks in advance.
@ Nikke,
Kdub wen we going on the road…
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At Dawn we can’t go. There is an ugly rumor on this blog you preggers sis. Its flu season. We will go after you drop ur imaginary load.
Dawn Sheen says:
Fina call my mama and her wife and tell her how ya’ll thank I’m pregnent.. I do kinda wanna roll with the lie so I can have baby shower cake and get giftcards…
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@leap.. bet they won’t dress a little girl in them Dereon heels and lingerie. Y’all remember that nonsense?
@yso… how did it go?
@West, but it’s different when your pregnant don’t you think? Idk, I think it is.. Some woman like showing their belly when pregnant, not me, I was wearing pullover sweater’s and shyt lol
Lol @Dawn you definitely got me! @Secret Thank u I HOPE so. I’m almost afraid to say it out loud for fear of jinxing myself lol @Nikke I’m obviously not up to speed around here lol. My hair is a lace front wig actually. #dontjudgeme
leapyearpisces says:
@ Nikke,
you just watch we are about to be overloaded with BEYbaby fashions, BEYond pampers and GOD knows whatever else…… just watch…
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9 going on 19 and I don’t want anymore…
GOD knew what he was doing when he gave me two at one time…because he knew if he just gave me one, that I wasn’t going to do it AGAIN…LOL…
Yso, can u be my baby daddy? roll with it so we can have free cake and meatballs and play the game where u can’t say baby or u lose a safety pin but we can play with wooden clothes pins…
Comes out for a quick comment. Anyone who doesn’t believe she is pregnant has never been before. Start with her feet and look up hell her boobs are even bigger. Been there done that! And it is very insulting to have people (who don’t even know you,myself included) questioning your intergity like this. Not a Stan just facts. And before anyone says it I know I know its just a blog (which I will contuine to visit time to time) but if this is all you can generate for hits then you might wanna pick up some more hours at the hospital cause this horse is dead!
Welp back to lurking!
LMAO @ Folks still sending Dawn cograts. Hysterical…Hey ChaCha and everybody else
I wanna say Happy Birthday to Westie, but I’m not sure it’s her birthday 
Am I being Dawn Sheen’d?LMAO
AprilRain says:
@West, but it’s different when your pregnant don’t you think? Idk, I think it is.. Some woman like showing their belly when pregnant, not me, I was wearing pullover sweater’s and shyt
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Pregnancy could be a very beautiful thing, and most woman are proud, but I too think her little show is beyond tacky, imo. I hope she’s just as excited after the baby comes
cuz Lawd knows, thats when it gets real n da field 
KDub says:
Kdub wen we going on the road…
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At Dawn we can’t go. There is an ugly rumor on this blog you preggers sis. Its flu season. We will go after you drop ur imaginary load.
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I changed my mind, I am not preganat anymore… can we go now??? (pulls up shirt.. shows expired stretch marks and c-section scars
brenden says:
LMAO @ Folks still sending Dawn cograts. Hysterical…Hey
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especially cause we on like comment 200+ my baby is due now…
@Unpredic…Yes I’m aware what’s her face is back…She called me to tell me…Collect…Knowing I’m on a strict budget…When I told her about herself she said I should be grateful…Talm bout since she used 1800 collect she saved me a buck or 2.smh
@ WCW,
ok..gotta go..later
I propose we have a baby shower for DAWNSHEEN anyway
Wit…weed and liquor and skrippers of all kinds
@NIKKE
It went well. Had to sign a lot more paperwork and answer a few questions but the judge loved the boys. They know how to turn on the charm when they need too.
They’re hoping everything will be final and official by October.
@DAWN
Just for the shower or do we gotta get hitched too? You know how I feel about marriage a sht.
Nyedai says:
Comes out for a quick comment. Anyone who doesn’t believe she is pregnant has never been before.
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my youngest is 2, and I dont believe it.. hail, she lost me when she was on the VMA’s jumping up and down, dancing and singing.. I mean, what pregnant woman has enough energy to pull that off?
That’s cool, they have eachother! Ya kids are hard..
@brenden don’t laugh at me lol also, I wonder why people keep popping in to defend Bey actually being pregnant…Sandra said in the comment section she DOES believe Bey is pregnant but she is anxious to show her bump before its a bump…
YSoSerious says:
Just got back from adoption court…I see Sandra’s been busy.
I would like to know which post to read through first for maximum drama/ratchetness. Please and thanks in advance.
leapyearpisces says:
@ WCW,
Exactly! For some reason when she annouced it on the VMA’s I kept getting that commercial for those “jean” LUVS in my mind….I know you’ve seen the commercial…LOL..but I got visions of leopard print pampers instead…LMAO!
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brenden says:
LMAO @ Folks still sending Dawn cograts. Hysterical…Hey ChaCha and everybody else I wanna say Happy Birthday to Westie, but I’m not sure it’s her birthday Am I being Dawn Sheen’d?LMAO
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Thanks, Brendan!! Yes, its me birfday
Nevermind I saw your answer… CONGRATS YSO
Those boys will always love and appreciate what you did for them!
Other celebs have been in 2pieces with pregnancy….. A.keys did..H. Berry did..I did
Im not even a BEYAKI fan but the girl is having a baby, can we please get out of her UTERUS
Well how about this there is a picture of Bey in this bikini with a flat belly after she boards a yacht.
http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2011/09/08/did-beyonce-fake-her-baby-bump/
CHA!!
Yeah it did. Now it’s just more
How you be lady? I know you ready for these folks to get all up outta Bey’s birth canal cause I definitely am.
@Binki oh no boo I wouldn’t laugh at you. I have my ‘slow’ moments all the time
Shoot just the other day Y** and me was finna get busy and I…Um…Well…I stuck it in the wrong hole 
@CHA
They better.
datsmdubya2u says:
I propose we have a baby shower for DAWNSHEEN anyway
Wit…weed and liquor and skrippers of all kinds
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yep
BRENDEN.
YSO…I am starting a petition for members of SR who MAY suffer from “tuts” so auntie can do a medical minute on it. You can sign the petition here in this post or over in the Le’bresha James post. That is a pretty intresting post too. Might wanna start there.
Congrats on court going good :fist pump:
@Dawn yes pack your bags we can go on tour. We need a schedule of small towns to stop in. You DID say chitlin circuit. My vote is to start in Eutaw, Alabama (pronounced Utah but spelled…well with an E…cause well …I would say it but i don’t want to offend). I got folks there and I know where ALL da likka houses is…
Happy Birthday WestCoast!!!! *starts stripping* please ignore that ‘thing’ on my back…Its where the doctors removed my conjoined twin…Ok so that’s not true…I was born with a condition called Dubbleous Glutosis. Meaning…I got 2 bootys
Im not even a BEYAKI fan but the girl is having a baby, can we please get out of her UTERUS
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nope
@WCW I don’t think its to much different than alisha keys climbing on top of a piano wit her off key singing self wit a belly bout to bust. But I really think it depends on the person and their lifestyle i.e. exercise and what not. But you gotta admit them legs and that ass is thick IJS
YSoSerious says:
@DAWN
Just for the shower or do we gotta get hitched too? You know how I feel about marriage a sht.
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I got a pre-paid phone because I hate commitments… u kno its the shower only and for occassional sex
KDub just made my water break there u go with them silent letters again… I hate u
@DAWN
Brenden has kindly offered his services for the upcoming shower. He has to bring his own pole though. It’s double reinforced steel and hell to install but it is necessary for such a huge…talent.
(whispers)
I need my cut off the top. Brenden gets stingy with his quarters afterwards.
Sandra Rose says:
Let me clarify my previous comment to say that I believe the girl is pregnant — I just think the baby bump is fake. She’s not that far along, but she’s so desperate for attention that she can’t wait for the real bump to catch up.
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I think everyone agrees with you there SR…I’m not so sure if its desperate for attention or just really excited, but I do think she exaggerates the belly. I just hope its for our entertainment that you post so much about Beyonce and this pregnancy…
YSoSerious says:
@DAWN
Brenden has kindly offered his services for the upcoming shower. He has to bring his own pole though.
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You better scroll up, his pole is… um.. well not in service…
@Brenden
I considering hiring you for said shower….what’s your skripper name?
I’m filing for a permit to get that pole installed as we speak.
YSoSerious says:
CHA!!
Yeah it did. Now it’s just more
How you be lady? I know you ready for these folks to get all up outta Bey’s birth canal cause I definitely am.
But its worth the wait.
As far as Bey, chile 
IM SOOOOOOOO GLAD YOUR BACK! *sits on your lap and fixes your locks in to a V for victory
Smh…dead horse…dead horse..dead horse! LOL…I’m probably going to just start skipping the Beyonce posts until she has her baby. Yikes! Pregnant or not pregnant..a couple months or a couple weeks..does it matter?!
Furthermore..Ms. Sandra keeps talking about how her stomach shouldn’t be this size or that size…I’m three months prego and already wearing maternity pants…guess I poke my stomache out too….Lmao. I have a pretty small frame..not overweight..actually was in good shape before my pregnancy..but my stomach is pretty big…so what I’m saying is please..get out the woman’s uterus. Good Lord!
@KDUB
Thank you. And I will be heading to the Le’bresha James asapedly.
I was over there >>>> watching the brawl
so what I’m saying is please..get out the woman’s uterus. Good Lord!
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Again the answer is no…she started it.
Nyedai says:
@WCW I don’t think its to much different than alisha keys climbing on top of a piano wit her off key singing self wit a belly bout to bust. But I really think it depends on the person and their lifestyle i.e. exercise and what not. But you gotta admit them legs and that ass is thick IJS
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I could’ve pulled of what Alicia did.. she sat on the piano, then carefully climbed on top, bare foot, and then back down.. sashayed across the floor a lil bit for good measure
Bey was full out jumping around, bending down fast then back up again.. I know I would have been in pain 
especially considering how big she’s claiming to be.. just my opinion.. but you’re right.. I’d imagine Serena Williams able to lift a car pregnant 
datsmdubya2u says:
so what I’m saying is please..get out the woman’s uterus. Good Lord!
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Again the answer is no…she started it.
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Thanks Yall
@YALL
What brawl? Where? I NEED ANSWERS!
@YSO now you know I’m not stingy with my quarters! I like to keep a few in you know where to make you know what look bigger
stop talkin or she aint gone wanna hire me!
My belly was as flat as a board up until month 4 & overnight (no joke) my belly appeared outta nowhere & I looked 5 months preggers IN ONE NIGHT. Me and the bd was like WHOA
Congrats @ SSweetheart
Hope you have a safe pregnancy and a healthy baby and it is enjoyable.
*quietly pulls Yso to the bron post*
Cha Cha
Brenden
<–on cheek because Yso's looking 
I’m done with Beyondsay who cares….
Hey errryboday. What’s up Breden? Haven’t seen you around, were you in trouble again?
@ ssweetheart85- congrats on your baby.. you and bey are expected at the same time.. reminds me of this life time movie I saw… if she starts coming over your house, tryna be your friend and shat, dont fall for it
And I don’t see stars I see the person…this is all Beyonce knows she’s been famous and PIMPED out for a very long time, so even her pregnancy can’t be HER pregnancy. Just like when I look @ BBW I see a person who at almost 40 still doesn’t know herself-Jen, a misguided girl who whored her way through life for attention–Evelyn, an ignorant girl just wanting to be accepted-Draya, etc… These stars are real people, I don’t sympathize with some of their problems because of the money they have but I don’t envy some of them either.
@Dawn my peepee works fine, my aim is off, but unless you want a happy ending with the strip tease…You should be fine. Other wise wear a hat…And some goggles…Im still in litigation with @Chacha…Cry baby! It’s just pink eye.smh
@Dats they call me PeterPiperLilPecker
Damn these comment boxes are long
How can I ever catch up?
Yall still crazy says:
My belly was as flat as a board up until month 4 & overnight (no joke) my belly appeared outta nowhere & I looked 5 months preggers IN ONE NIGHT. Me and the bd was like WHOA
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Im on get outta her snatch #team.
I was playing kickball with my 50/11 other kids in my 9th month with kid #3.
But then again I got that snapper so
@ Sandra I sent you the pic that shows them on the yacht right after these pics and there is no bump at all. She is even wearing the same baby gap bikini
Hey @ OTB
Damn it has been like an hr since you haven’t been around
Welcome Back to all the familiar nameplates
I don’t understand why someone of her status would flaunt her belly and pregnancy but once cameras are up close and personal she hides her tummy.
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Cause Bey and Jay are the same age (if not very close) and she had no plans what so ever about having a baby with this ninja. As I stated previously, they are going to adopt or they have a surrogate. This shyt was planned for her attention needy azz. The baby has us talking since there is nothing to discuss with the album
YALLSTILL!!!!! Hey suga suga…We never on at the same time…I remember when you were preg! Started showing at 2 weeks, and continued showing after 2 yrs
Hey Cali
Yeah mayne I got locked up once again.smh. I can’t discuss it here cuzz the charges are still pending,,,But it involved a restaurant, some soup, and me finding a finger in the soup. Girl I thought I was finna come up! Damn technology! Damn DNA testing! Turns out the finger may belong to my Big Mama. Turns out she may have lost it to a self pleasuring accident gone gorribly wrong back in 76. AND it turns out she may or may not have let me borrow said finger that she kept in a pickle jar to pull of what the Cops are calling an ellaborate hoax 
Lmao@Dats…all I can say is thank God Imma celeb in my own mind bc all this criticism would piss me all the way off..and I’m saying in general. The world is too involved in the girl pregnancy..and doin waaaayyyy too much.
Thank u and girl please lol@WestCoast
Thank u@Hony
@YALL
I moseyed over to the Lebron post. I’m only at comment 100 but…
As for HIM, you can kiss him wherever you want. If you don’t mind oral thrush that is.
<—Nystatin
Oh I knw we aint talm bout breath? Didn’t someones oral emissions register a level 3 threat at the free clinic
The baby has us talking since there is nothing to discuss with the album
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youre right about that.. bof of them.. jay’s and bey’s.. I gave her 4 away..I mean, I didnt hate it, it just wasnt anything worth playing in my car.. and jay and kanye are irritating to say the least
ssweetheart85 says:
Thank u and girl please lol@WestCoast
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Hey, Im just pointing out the facts
on a serious note: I hope you have a beautiful pregnancy and and even more beautiful baby.. I loved and miss being pregnant
so enjoy 
damnit I keep missing my YSO
SO BE AND JAY SAT DOWN AND SAID LETS COME UP WITH A PLAN TO STEAL THE VMA’S…LETS JUST MAKE THE BORING ASS VMA’S MORE CLASSLESS..I GOT IT, LETS TELL EM IM PREGNANT…DING DING….PEOPLE PLEASE…GET IT TOGETHER IT AINT THAT DAMN SERIOUS AND IF YOU DONT THINK THE GIRL IS PREGNANT THEN STOP POSTING THIS SH_T FOR GODSAKE. ITS ANNOYING..YOU CANT SAY STOP READING CAUSE ITS EVERY POST SO I GUESS WE SHOULDNT LOG ON…EVERYONE CARRIES THEIR BABIES DIFFERENT..AND EVERY PREGNANCY IS NOT THE SAME..HELL I WAS 3 MONTHS IT MY STOMACH WAS BIG AND IT WAS FAT..LOL..LET BEY AND JAY BE…DAMN…SO WHAT SHE PUT A BAG IN FRONT OF HER STOMACH..THAT MAKES NOT PREGNANT..WHOEVER WROTE THAT SOUND SO FOOLISH..LIKE THAT JUST CLARIFIES EVERYTHING..AND NURSES DONT KNOW MORE THAN DOCTORS WHOEVER MAD THAT B.S. COMMENT. I SNEAK ON THIS SH_T TO READ SOMETHING INTERESTING NOT THE SAME DAMN THING I LOGGED ON 2 DAYS AGO TO READY..MAKE MY SNEAKING VALUABLE ATLEAST..GEESH
brenden says:
Hey Cali Yeah mayne I got locked up once again.smh. I can’t discuss it here cuzz the charges are still pending,,,But it involved a restaurant, some soup, and me finding a finger in the soup. Girl I thought I was finna come up! Damn technology! Damn DNA testing! Turns out the finger may belong to my Big Mama. Turns out she may have lost it to a self pleasuring accident gone gorribly wrong back in 76. AND it turns out she may or may not have let me borrow said finger that she kept in a pickle jar to pull of what the Cops are calling an ellaborate hoax
*falls to ur feets*
Lawd knows I have missed you!
READ…LOL..SNEAKING HERE EXCUSE THE TYPOS..ITS HARD TO SEE WITH THE SCREEN THIS SMALL. LOL
HEY HISSY POO
Ms Double stuff hotpocket how you been baby?
@BRENDEN…YOU ARE A CERTIFIED FOOOOLLLLLL. LMAO
HE ALLLLLLBABY…ITS GOING GOOD WORKING LIKE A SLAVE BUT MASSA GONE SO I SNUCK OFF THE PLANTATION.
How u been mama? @Thickums
u need 2 gimme ur email addy heffalumps!
AL!!
sup HomieLuvahFweend?
I know what you mean thicky thick I been out here selling these oranges like crazy
His whats up sexy how you been baby?
IM GOOD…THICKALISM AT GMAIL OR MIZZTHICKNESS79 AT HOTMAIL
HIS!!
My locs have been calling for you bew.
I’m over in the Lebron post and whew chile…
@CHILD I GOTTA SELL ORANGES, GRAPES AND BANANAS AROUND HERE…GOTTA COVER UP SOME TRANSACTIONS I MADE BEFORE THE BOO FIGURES OUT MY PURCHASES. LOL
Yso whats up !!!
AL!!
<—head nod
Gimmie a dozen of them little oranges and hook me up with some "fresh" fish. I feel like a Friday Fish Fry.
@Yso MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *smashes into u and grabs a handful of dreads*
@Al, im good bew…u wasnt here 2 say happy bday 2 me tho… *sad face*
@Thicky Thick…I got it mama =) I’m gna hit u up cuz u stay missing lol
Ms. Thickness says:
@CHILD I GOTTA SELL ORANGES, GRAPES AND BANANAS AROUND HERE…GOTTA COVER UP SOME TRANSACTIONS I MADE BEFORE THE BOO FIGURES OUT MY PURCHASES. LOL
@ Yso I got some just like tilapia and some ornagelos looks like and orange taste like a potatoe <—– Hustling at its finest
His happy birthday baby! I got you a pinata here hold this bat
thank u Al
U needs that jaysus!
and
@the Lebron post..
So based on the Lebron post. when will she be back?
@dats
get that damn gravi outta here 
she’ll be back Monday…she has nothing else to do..its sad
<—smh
All this talk about her belly and no mention of her sandals. They are so cute!
Some celebrities never “announce” their pregnancies…
Angeline Jolie never announced her pregnancy
she just got bigger and bigger
Jennifer Lopez didn’t confirm her pregnancy until damn near 7 months and thats only because her ex husband said something to a reporter at an event.
Mariah Carey didn’t say anything for months either. It wasn’t until thandie newton said she got the role in “for colored girls” because Mariah pulled out due to her pregnancy, that she said something.
So Bey announced it in a big way. Why can’t we speculate and talk about it if we want to?
@ Dats…
*whispers* Probably herre now.
@his
Dawnsheen sent me that pic to verify her fake pregnancy…
She denies it but i know it was her sextin me..
once or twice i’ve “felt” a comment was directed at me…but straight ignored it because im no bishazz bish. If you can’t say it to me directly it ain’t worth addressing.
@ Dats..She look like she gone drop that load in the sink
@Dimplez
@ Dats..She look like she gone drop that load in the sink
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I know right? young and limber….I can’t do that with my leg now much less when i was preggo.
West Coast Chick says: just do like Alicia Keys and show up with a gut full of human one day.
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@ Dats..I sure as hell wouldn’t try it.
I’VE BEEN LURKING AT ALL THE POSTS SINCE BEY’S REVEAL ON THE AWARD SHOW, I THINK IT’S HELLA HILARIOUS ALL THE SPECULATING AND DIALOGUE REGARDING BEY’S BUMP/PREGNANCY/FAKEPREGNANCY ETC.
IT’S TIME FOR SOME FOLKS TO GET A LIFE PRONTO, I’M DEFINITELY A BEY STAN BUT THIS SHIAT HAS BECOME EERY EVEN FOR ME
LOL-GTFOI GET THE FUG OVER IT, SHE’S HAVING A BABY SO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES, NOTHING TO SEE HER, ALL THIS TALK DOESN’T MATTER, THE CHILE IS HAVING A BABY CAUSE SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAD SEX-DUH!!! WHY IS THAT SO FAR FETCH-LOL
YALL BATTY AS HELL WITH THIS NONSENSE
@Chi
if you are still here….don’t pick up the gauntlet if thrown down…just ignore it…. No use gettin
over bs
@intense
LOL-GTFOI GET THE FUG OVER IT, SHE’S HAVING A BABY SO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES, NOTHING TO SEE HER, ALL THIS TALK DOESN’T MATTER, THE CHILE IS HAVING A BABY CAUSE SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAD SEX-DUH!!! WHY IS THAT SO FAR FETCH-LOL
YALL BATTY AS HELL WITH THIS NONSENSE
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that ain’t stopped my life. Just provided me with comedy via Sandra Rose.
His_Mommy623 says:
brenden says:
Hey Cali Yeah mayne I got locked up once again.smh. I can’t discuss it here cuzz the charges are still pending,,,But it involved a restaurant, some soup, and me finding a finger in the soup. Girl I thought I was finna come up! Damn technology! Damn DNA testing! Turns out the finger may belong to my Big Mama. Turns out she may have lost it to a self pleasuring accident gone gorribly wrong back in 76. AND it turns out she may or may not have let me borrow said finger that she kept in a pickle jar to pull of what the Cops are calling an ellaborate hoax
fugg is wrong with u?
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He don’t even know, but he is funnny as hell!!!
Hey Missssssss Sandra
oh bishazz bish was not directed at anyone.
IJS
Why folks still coming in here like this —–> DHFKNSDKNGKSDGK talking about Beyonce pregnancy? Um we 300 plus comments in… we don’t give to chits about her being pregnant.
Dawn do you realise you have the whole world (or at least SR readers) believing you’re pregnant right?
Dawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I lubz me some o’ Dawn
@DATS
That’s how I feel too. Unless you address me directly, I’m just gonna treat your comments like you talking about someone else. Period.
I personally think the subliminal sht can be immature but I used to do it myself when I was being messy so I can’t throw stones at nobody.
Now I’m just more direct cause really, why the fck not call it like I see it to their e-face? Not to say that how I see something is automatically right but, what they gonna do to me? As long as I keep it respectful and non-personal, I’m a say what I want to who I want.
All these damn Sensitive Sallys and Butthurt Brendas are killing the mood at SR. <—That is a legitimately general statement but if you felt hit go ahead and holler.
@intense
why you comin here all late to chastise us? Yellin too
@YSO
See onetime somebody said something about fake lesbians right after I declared my love for Tatted and Brown….. I didn’t say nothing. When love hits ya it just hits ya.
#eLezzies
@DATs
Youse a fool.
#NotAneLezzieButDontCareIfSomeoneIs
@Yso
#NotAneLezzieButDontCareIfSomeoneIs
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thank you for accepting me.
@DATS
I’m all about love.
…Unless I hate your face and every word that comes out of it.
Wen is my babyshower? I need to buy sum chit with my gift cards
Sandra, as a nurse you KNOW BETTER…3 grapes or 5, it’s not the size of the baby, but the size of the uterus. 8 weeks is when your middle begins to thicken and your uterus has stretched to the size of a grapefruit. EVERY WOMAN IS DIFFERENT. I am showing way more than i care to, and already purchasing maternity clothes and am only 2 months myself.
datsmdubya2u says:
@intense
why you comin here all late to chastise us? Yellin too
@ intensemocha
And with the help of fertility treatments lol. Even TMZ reported that way before this.
@ Chase
This is a blog why is it bothering you? People are having fun its not like they have feelings regarding this especially if they have supposedly all this money to make them feel better.
These accusations are just flat out Nutzzz!!!
Bey will receive attention regardless if she wants it or not.
If I were Bey I wouldn’t even waste my time defending something so silly… All in due time
At the VMA’s I believe she wore the protection on her belly just for that… Protection. I think folks should focus on the Crown that is going to be up for grabs for probably the next two years (my guess)… Just like last time when she gave em’ two years, Gooo Hard or Gooo home! You have two years or less, Let’s Goooo!!! Last but least hope she enjoys her pregnancy 
O yeah, Bey had a nice six pack before her pregnancy so I’m sure it would make a difference in the size of her belly in the beginning stages…
If she’s anything like me she will be just fine afterwards…
HATE DONUTS and the ONLY chocolate I like is CHOCSKIN. Believe THAT. Stay away from the DRAMA food and she will beez just fine
Loves SR BEST BLOG AROUND
Dang I missed alot today…just got through reading all the 7986273892 comments in each post…as I always say, folks place their feelings in these blogs way too much…we all should come here to kick it and if somebody wants to throw a subliminal….LET THEM THROW IT <<<<< (in my King Jaffe Joffer voice)…then move on and keep it light-hearted around here… andddddd, I just HAVE to use the new emoticon
#alwayskeepingitkewte
#sandraroseisthebestblogaround
She is pregnant, can we move on now. You kept asking when was she going to start a family and now that she has you still are not satisfied. Unlike T.I. and Tiny these two are surrounded by very good PR people and a fake pregnancy would never be considered, there is no need for her to make a move like that.
Even if she pregnant or not…When you expose your pregnancy the same way you would make an advertisement for the “brand new L’Oreal product” (WMA show)—>THERE IS A TROUBLE.
I don’t understand why people should care more about her pregnancy then NIA LONG who never tried to shout it from the rooftops… I admire stars who stay humble down to earth and at last who still think they’re human like everybody else. So shout out to Nia Long and others ladies who don’t need anybody else to be proud of their pregnancy.
I REALLY DON’T GET IT. HER STOMACH DIDN’T LOOK THAT BIG AT THE VMAS. SOME PEOPLE ACT LIKE SHE WAS LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS 9 MONTHS ALREADY. THE ORANGE LANVIN PHOTO HER HAND WAS CUPPED UNDER HER STOMACH AND THE PERFORMANCE SHE HAD ON PANTS AND A CUMERBAND TO FURTHER WHICH FURTHER ENHANCED THE SIZE.
@Sandra, Beyonce is claiming she is pregnant then in due season she will have to produce a baby. I am happy for her if she is, if she isn’t although I am a fan then oh well then she is into playing silly games and that would be very apparent. So let it be and the truth will come to light, don’t waste anymore of your energy on this.