Kanye West, Jay Z Watch The Throne Countdown
Hip Hop Kingpins Kanye West and Jay Z’s Epic ‘The Throne’ Tour kicks off in the ATL on October 29.
Have you gotten your tickets yet?
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who cares
Got mine for the Greensboro show!
That video is so pointless!
#TeamJay&Kanye
I doubt I go to the concert but I will pick up the CD.
Not for those prices
They are not all that! Ye’s ego is out of control and Jay has been spitting the same flow on different tracks for the past decade. Now I would definitley pay those prices for a return to late 80′s and 90′s tour with the true lyricist 
If they add NYC dates, I will def go
Have you gotten your tickets yet?
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Nope and willn’t be. I done seen both before. Jigga twice. Once when he was having a reasonable doubt and another time when he was having a fiesta.
Saw ‘Ye when he opened for Usher.
I’ll pass.
the best thing about this post is Tys gravi
oh and i love me some Yeezy but ion care about this here post
got mine but the trailer is pointless cant wait to get the album monday though. more impressed they managed to control the album from leaking which probably cause the music industry shift for major releases to copy what they did.
Yeah I think I might get the album also. I love the Otis track but I can’t help but wonder how other artists would sound on the track (ie Common or Nas).
@East
I think that shift is gonna pretty much kill cd outlets though.
@ His…they are having a moment
Dont like the Otis track at all, I hope I like the album… Wouldnt mind seeing them on stage together tho.
Getting my tickets for the Dec 12 show in Los Angeles… DUBB C where ya at we can go together
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like that gravi Mamacita
SUP’ EVERYONE
@ eastpointvet:
I agree that the trailer is pointless. But there’s nothing else going on today other than Nicki Minaj’s well-orchestrated titty-gate
CHA!!! womannnn u make my love come down
@Cha Thanks. You know we gotta represent #n****
@Ty I think Common would have killed the Otis track. I’d love to hear him on it. I like the song.
Sandra Rose says:
@ eastpointvet:
I agree that the trailer is pointless. But there’s nothing else going on today other than Nicki Minaj’s well-orchestrated titty-gate
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Well tell us some old dirt that you held last week LOL
Dang Sandra…*#nshyt
Got folks nipples exposed but I can’t say sh*t
@SAM
yeah it will but i think mom and pop music stores on the last legs anyway why pay 12-13 bucks for a cd when u can get it at best buy or walmart for like 7 bucks. they come in handy for selling a cd early though lol.
@Sandra
There’s GOTTA be something else to talk about… @Choco provided information yesterday that you should do a medical minute about…
Mamacita says:
@Cha Thanks. You know we gotta represent #n****
@Ty I think Common would have killed the Otis track. I’d love to hear him on it. I like the song.
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I agree…Common wouldve showed out on that track
why come ion like Otis?
Jay Z is the most overrated rapper in history. Now he tryin to ride Kanye’s coattails. SMH.
@ His because the lyrics are too watered down for that track
@ Man …I agree
Jay Z is the most overrated rapper in history. Now he tryin to ride Kanye’s coattails. SMH.
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Hey Fe Fe Feel me up
BROTHER IM ALIVE…………….
@East
The mom and pop stores been dead for 10 yrs where I’m from. I’m talking about physical cd’s everywhere. When they release an album digitally a week before the cd, where’s the incentive to buy the real copy when folks would have been downloaded it or the bootleg guy posted up at the chicken shack gone have it.
@FELINE AND TY
All that niggas ever done is say something about “Nu Yawk” in EVERY one of his songs. I mean DAYUM. But I guess them niggas in Nu Yawk feel like they gotta buy his chit since he mention the city.
@Ty
Every time I look at your gravie I hear
“I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
Feline Feminine says:
@Sandra
There’s GOTTA be something else to talk about… @Choco provided information yesterday that you should do a medical minute about…
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I agree. But after looking at that shyt, she gonna need to do a series of med minutes. It was so much going on with so many questions. I still ain’t figured out if it was male or female.
@SIS
I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!
Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
Feline Feminine says:
@Ty
Every time I look at your gravie I hear “I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
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Thats probably what Wayne hears too
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SIS
I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!
Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
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I missed alot yesterday…was in and out. What site?
@TY
“I was like WTF? When saw that person talkin bout R.I.P. Cha Cha! I went to ur site and er’thang!
Niggas need to be mo specifical and chit.
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I missed alot yesterday…was in and out. What site?”
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In the other post someone mentioned that “Cha Cha” passed away. Turns out she was talkin about an actress from the movie Grease but I thought she was talkin bout my sis Cha Cha.
If you click on Cha’s name she has her own site.
Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men.
(click on my name)
@sam
i think it will be awhile before cds gone completely because most people still love to just have the physical cd. i have all my music digitally first but i like to buy the physical copy of artist i support. kinda like with movies everything is moving towards digital streaming of movies but even though its growing it cant compete with the physical copies.
well lemme Chachacha on in this boring ace post
hey bew!
Fe ion think i spoke today, sup doe
whea WCC @ to entertain us wit a joke or sum
@East
Tell that to Borders. The ladies was in here last week talking about books and shyt and all that shyt is dying like newpapers. You finna have to buy a Kindle or not get your books. Theoretically it should drive costs way down, but they’ll still charge as much as you’ll pay.
Feline Feminine says:
@Ty
Every time I look at your gravie I hear “I’m goin in…I’m goin in…” in my head….
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Thats probably what Wayne hears too
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I just got my daughter her Lil Wayne tix yesterday…..now I gotta hear about Wayne ALL WEEK! UGGH!
@SAM
“Tell that to Borders. The ladies was in here last week talking about books and shyt and all that shyt is dying like newpapers. You finna have to buy a Kindle or not get your books. Theoretically it should drive costs way down, but they’ll still charge as much as you’ll pay.”
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I BEEEEEEEEN stopped getting CD’s and now I don’t pay for movies either. Fluck that.
I don’t think it’ll be much longer before we just download books for free too (if there aren’t sites like that already).
Gotta love the net.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If you click on Cha’s name she has her own site.
Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men. (click on my name)
AND THAT ALMOST KILLED ME, so its no wonder there was so much confusion 
@sam
i think the media situation is different when it comes to books and mags and newspapers. with the internet the way it is we have content as soon as it happens which makes it difficult for you to get a mag when everything already a month old when you read it. when it comes to books i dont think that many people are emotionally attached to having the actual book besides i would say daisy who said she needs real books lol.
HEY FAY FAY *cues Juicy ..by Biggie
@CHA CHA
“Yesterday we were talkin about an open letter claimin that Jay Z likes to have his prostate tickled by other men. (click on my name)
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AND THAT ALMOST KILLED ME, so its no wonder there was so much confusion ”
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I sorry sis.
Maybe he was the “dude” in the r/ship.
#tryingtobehelpful
@ Man and Cha I am tripping on this site. Why did they call Rick Ross “The obeast cop-cum-rapper”
@East The only reason to get cd’s now is because the sound quality is alot better than digital files but most people can’t tell the difference anyway. Unless you’re a producer you don’t need them other than nostalgia.
The only way to fix the pirating is to restrict the internet. There’s this computer hacker group named Anonymous that believes that that is what is gonna happen and they attack companies and gorvernments for things like that. Funny thing is, these are actual real people that have done real things but not many people know about them. It’s funny to me that people will run with that illuminati shyt but don’t know about people like them.
We waited all morning for this sht?
*in my Biggie voice* Baby-Bayyybayyy!
*piracy*
I have a kindle, and the prices are going down the way it did for the music industry with book because these publishing companies still have a strong hold on pricing. I’ve bought books in e format that are the same as hard copy, sometimes the price is more in hard copy. It remains to be seen the influence books ebooks are going to have the market.
@man
I’m from new york, and I may jay no mind
I spoke to you in another post laughing at that gravie of yours….sorry, for the delay, I went and grabbed lunch…
*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?
PERFECTO says:
*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
In the past if I was with a bum dude, I would have no qualms about telling him to RAISE THEE FLUCK UP OFF OF ME 
BY THE WAY … YOU NEW? You come in on 1
@Lurker
I think that was a male, honestly…the dyck looked like it was so fcked up that it was turned upside down and the balls looked like they were deformed….all kinds of wrong with that pic!
Brother why you got GARY from Teen Mom on your gravi though
I been meaning to ask… THATS A WHOLE LOT OF CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS 
Did you hear about the centry old painting “The Veil of Veronica” that was blessed by PoPe Leo XIII that shows the true face of Jesus?… Jesus WAS a BROTHAH!!!
Link Below:
http://www. huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/04/veil-of-veronica-painting-found-in-closet_n_918880.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%7C83805
Watching B.A.P.S. on BET…Hallie deserved an Oscar for this triumphant film
WHY DID I CLICK HIS’ LINK AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#ineededthatlaugh
@Man
That sloth in your gravie looks like he’s taking a slow chit….
Wut..guhl we been knew Jesus black. its dem yt folks in denial
there is no pleasure for me in that 
@Perfecto..
@ CHA CHA
LOL
NaijaGal says:
Watching B.A.P.S. on BET…Hallie deserved an Oscar for this triumphant film
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Cut dat chit out!!!
It was funny though when she said “Now I gotta spank yo azz like Tyson!”
Has anyone clicked my new link yet? I promise it’s worth it.
Since it’s slow as chit today…click on my link and somebody tell me whatever happened to ol’ boy…I thought he had a nice voice…
@STARR
”
“I’m from new york, and I may jay no mind
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I bet you’re female aren’t you?
@YSo
I clicked on your link yesterday….
@PERFECTO
“*INTERNAL NEW POST* HOW MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW STILL FAKING ORGASMS TO SPARE FEELINGS?”
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All women either still do it or will do it for the right man.
YSO what Im more concerned with is that someone not seen in the video is named “Shamonica” (SP?)
Fe im contemplating swagga jackin my gravi’s do
@Fay
That’s a bad bish in your gravie…you know you can’t live up to her standards…but you can try guhl, you can try…
@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
@Fay I hate you today and tomorrow for your gravi. Why must I cry!?!
I thought about Halle’s past acting performances a few weeks ago when I clicked on @Man’s link and saw the vid for Domino – Sweet Potato Pie…it made me think of Ghetto Jam, which then made me think of her singin’ that chit in the convenience store while she was high in the movie ‘Losing Isaiah’….
I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.
@east @AWESOME @Man…
BOOKS are going anywhere (TOO Many PUREST & Writers…) Along With Book Lovers but the internet will making reading more convenient for those that NEED IT
NOW the Physical CD is absolutely in Trouble mainly because the Physical-component itself it so CHEAPLY Developed and basically have become MORE Disposable and LESS Desirable & Cherished (AGAIN Convenience will Rule it’s DEMISE…)
And Those REAL Computer hackers are a Serious Threat and ALOT of stuff that’s NOT even being reported is FAR MORE damaging than the stuff the General Public is Hearing (WORD)
@SamYell
I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.
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I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…
NaijaGal says:
@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
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Right! Then when that part came on when they were in the club she said “See mommy can dance… well sort of.. well I can’t but I acted like I could!”
NaijaGal says:
@WUT I wonder if she even acknowledges this film. Does she share this work with her daughter? See mommy is versatile
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Right! Then when that part came on when they were in the club she said “See mommy can dance… well sort of.. well I can’t but I acted like I could!”
@Samyell deets please
*shole wish i could click YSo’s link*
I fail to understand the hate on my gravi’s hair Naija
*sprays summo spritz on it*
Its official Fe, imma go for it, but i think purple would be more appropriate for the new gig.
#professional
@FELINE
“I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…”
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We have them EASIER than women in general but NOT when:
1. we’ve recently bust a nut
2. we drunk (this can go either way)
3. we are tired
4. we just not that into you
Feline Feminine says:
@SamYell
I’ve faked orgasms before. Depends on the situation.
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I’ve been hearing about more and more men who say they’ve done this… I never knew this was even possible, I always thought men had them too easy to need to fake them…
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My cousin said he has before. He said he was kicking it with a fine girl at the club and it turned into a one night stand. He said he was hitting from behind and she was making these weird crazy exorcist type noises!It turned him off and his dyck went limp! He said he did a double pump and held it there like he was coming moaned a little, jumped up jogged to the bathroom cleaned up and got the hell on!!
@FELINE
Awesome i know a guy who’s faked before. he said the sex was horrible but didnt wanna hurt ole girls feelings. i was flabbergasted. i thought all yall needed was the stroke. apparently not
WHENS THE LAST TIME?(For the ladies)
Whens the last time that u had it so rough that u thought u had enough
He had u lock without the cuffs
You feeling tight just off one cup
Your muffin got crush grinded and cut
Every touch after it only made u blush
Saying to yourself this boy can f..k
Built to last like the F-150 truck
More?
@Man
Yeah, I heard ‘Terence’ was never his real name anyway…he changed his name to sound more French or something like that (I think he was British) and his whole career they were trying to mold him after MJ, Prince, and Mili Vanili…like he never had his PLACE in the industry…but that is one of my fav songs ever, he had a helluva voice…
Who are you?
I also heard that song was originally written for Sade…
@ Feline…I loved his music back in the day. He is in Europe was with a guy now married to a female and has a daughter I think.
r yall tambout terrance yarnbraids trentdarby (i prolly i misspelled last name)
It’s def possible Feline. I was with this woman who took waaaaay too long to c*m. Now I was young and courteous so A) I had the stamina to keep going until she got hers and B) I cared enuff to make sure she got hers…Of course now a days I don’t care…If I beat you to the punch…thats just 2 damn bad…but I digress…So yea I’d n*t then keep stroking until she would n*t…Now depending on how I felt…Like say I already n*tted then she c*ms 5 mins latter I’d keep going after she c*ms and get m 2nd n*t…But there were times when I would n*t…she aint even know, to busy holding her hair to the side so she didn’t mess up her wrap.smh….so then shed n*t and start oohin and awwwin so I’d start oowin and awwin as well like I just c*me…when actuallity I c*me several mins ago…So yea…men do and can fake um…its easy to pull off when you’re wearing a rubber…
@brenden
@Fay
Yes, Terence Trent D’Arby…he was underrated
@Ty
He was with a guy???? So he’s bi then I guess….doesn’t surprise me…his ‘Wishing Well’ vid was a bit homo-erotic….
Soo..any ladies enjoy the finger in the arse whilst
PERFECTO says:
WHENS THE LAST TIME?(For the ladies)
Whens the last time that u had it so rough that u thought u had enough
He had u lock without the cuffs
You feeling tight just off one cup
Your muffin got crush grinded and cut
Every touch after it only made u blush
Saying to yourself this boy can f..k
Built to last like the F-150 truck
More?
Are you male or female
i enjoyed his music, just hated his hair
#deadgiveaway
So I don’t get the video
i def know about anonymous thats my job field i have to know those things lol. i will say i def read more books now that i have my ipad its just easier. i buy physical cds because i have all music digitally before it comes out generally so when i buy it just makes more sense to get the physical copy and also just in case i somehow lost my digital library i would not have to start from scratch.
and yes us men fake busting a nut and man gave pretty much every reason that we would lol
@Fay
Yeah, his hair was interesting…like it would have been cool if they were just locks, but they were tiny little braids…
I’ve only done it when I didn’t want the chick to feel bad about her pucci. Actually, the times I’ve done it the girls had good shyt but I guess I was on superman status. You know how sometimes you try to get in quickies but it ends up being a workout or vice versa.
Fayla aka JuicyFruit says:
Soo..any ladies enjoy the finger in the arse whilst
MEN: Would you prefer to only hit that area if you had a choice betwinxt that and the gushy?
I
Brenden 
@FAYLA I saw one of the “purple ladies” with that hair style at the mall.
*in another life
@Fay, not in it, but near it *snickers*
Sup FE
@all the men in the thread
So wait, I need to ask this… and I know it’s a family oriented blog and all, so I’ll try to keep it clean (kind of)…how do you fake it if you’ve already been “aroused”….like wouldn’t the chick see that it hasn’t “gone down” and or “deflated”?
and I love you back
Interesting….
Hey CFREEeeeeee
@Fayla
We have them EASIER than women in general but NOT when:
1. we’ve recently bust a nut
2. we drunk (this can go either way)
3. we are tired
4. we just not that into you
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This is a new one. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been in this situation. How would a male fake it?
Please elaborate…
Oooh hey YallStill
no pun 
Feline Feminine says:
@all the men in the thread
So wait, I need to ask this… and I know it’s a family oriented blog and all, so I’ll try to keep it clean (kind of)…how do you fake it if you’ve already been “aroused”….like wouldn’t the chick see that it hasn’t “gone down” and or “deflated”?
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I was thinkin this but I was like…this is a muthafukin family oriented blog… thanks for asking
Ahem, Yso, please go to hail with that link, and take @His with you.
@Man, I never faked an orgasm.
Yall still crazy says:
@Fay, not in it, but near it *snickers*
CHA not the whole finger, say up to the 1st or 2nd line..esp while riding..daaamn!
i aint made for anal though
#teamdackfreeanus
(wonders what the hail I have walked in on)
@OHoney
I mean, i’m for real curious!
*pats my seat* come YSO sit next to me
Watch it Brenden
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Yeah guys, how do you make it go soft?!
Cuz if I see it still standing, it’s Round 2! Hmmmp.
Heeyyyy O’honey *daydreams about ur old gravi* the one with the shawts on
(immediately joins FAYLA’s team)
No butt stuff.
@Fay
I TRULY do not enjoy having my arse played with during sex…I just don’t like it, or the thought of it, but my friends keep telling me not to knock it until I try it
Hmm Fay,
never tried it whilst riding.
Yeah guys, how do you make it go soft?!
Cuz if I see it still standing, it’s Round 2! Hmmmp.
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IKR!
thx CFree
Zoe..i need to find out where they got they hair did *pops gum*
CHA i too have a friend who only does anal. said she gets mad if he want the puss
said her bumhole gets wet & chit
I fake it ALLLLLLL the time. Constantly. Consistently. Indubitably. Alladatshyt.
I don’t mind a finger while riding, or gettin hit from the back.
*notices all the dudes have vanished after they spilled the beans on one of their secrets*
Joins YSO & FAY #nobuttluck
*whispers* While getting it from the back and finger pressure close (not in arse)= great orgasm.
In case anybody was wondering
*whispers* While getting it from the back and finger pressure close (not in arse)= great orgasm.
In case anybody was wondering
@Feline…Its true that the love log may start to decipate once the splinters break free…However if you’re inside…and you keep stroking…It starts standing again…even if at only half mast…at this point her vag walls should be swollen and arroused and her inner thighs and/or knees (depending on position) should be numb,,,she shouldn’t be able to feel much of anything especially a 20 percent decilne in erection…but I dk…im no expert…its been awhile…i only had the problem I described above with that one woman…
@FAYLA
That is disgusting. Does her @sshole queef too? Blargh.
Also….
1) I LOVE a finger or two in my anus while screwing.
2) Men can fake it- my man has done it a coupla times.
I haven’t faked it in a long time… I kinda have control over it. #talented
Well hello MsOSoSassy
StillASassyOne says:
I fake it ALLLLLLL the time. Constantly. Consistently. Indubitably. Alladatshyt.
Also- most women don’t realize they’re faking because in a sense, they arent. Their penis has gone soft but there was just no ejaculation. So when you look at it, you may go: “oh- he came.”
Nope…his peen has been gone down, he just played it off. If he’s tired, not interested, or already gotten off a bit ago- his peen aint finna “stay up” anyway.
Sassy if you know he faking it…doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
I had this friend that swore by the azz! Talmbout it keeps making her arse grow.
*cracks knuckles*
This one time I was off a x pill and I fvcked this gal from about 1am till the sun came up. Was fvckin so long my legs was shakin damn near as much as hers. I gave her a little grunt and pulled out and threw the condom at the the door (it wasn’t my crib). Got up to wash up and she was sleep in the same position I left her in when I got back.
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Usually I’ll spit on a gal’s a-hole or my thumb and rub it like a ****. Then I’ll apply a little pressure. That has them bustin quick most times. If it’s a girl I’m real comfortable with I might stick the thumb in (make sure your nails are clipped). 70% of the time it works every time.
Damn. Hi Sassyone. I don’t know you or yo man and yall dnt knw me, but I’d be lying if I aint say I’m jealous of that ninja
um so tell us more, what else you like? 
Hey OHoney & ChaCha!
Well dayum SamYell
Nah because I be staring at it thoughout. I like to have some kind of light on….I gotta see what’s going on…
@Mirs & OHoney
Cause I’m one of those mmmaaaaany women who needs direct clytoral stimulation to get off. Penetration is lovely and it FEELS GREATTT!! But there needs to be some finger in azz or clyt action to make me get off.
Also- he fakes it when he’s too tired to fukk or on those nights when we’re both tipsy and I get a dose of 5-hr energy or something. My man’s dyck doesn’t work when he’s drunk….and just barely when he’s tipsy. So when we’re both drunk and I be tryna go for hours upon hours, he be like “fukk that! I came.”
Me:
I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well
#comfortable
Anddddddddd I like to see n*t, like it on me actually, not bukkake style or anything..one dude at a time..so I know aint no faking going on and I dont want no kids anytime soon, so it’s win-win, but I’m a spitter and I really dont like it on my face anymore since that one time it got in my eye!!! that feeling is horrible
@Brenden
@Samyell
I bet that technique does work! The anus is sen-sa-tive.
Can I ask a question? What do mature women think about ti*dy fu*king? This woman and I had no condom and she let me do this…She had beautiful breast…Oh my about 35 with no kids…them thangs were so perky…Not the biggest, but…Anyway so she said no first but after a lil coaxing and a bit of cunnulingus she agreed…well…and I dnt knw if it’s cuzz I nu*ted in her face…which was an accident…but she screamed I’m too old for this ol childish sex sh*t…Really? Anyway I think it was the facial that made her mad…but I wanna know anyway…Is that stuff reserved for youngins? If you’re 30…can I still finger you at the movie theater and sh*t like that?
thanx in advance…
*sits next to O’honey*
@Dymond
“Dymond says:
I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well #comfortable
Anddddddddd I like to see n*t, like it on me actually, not bukkake style or anything..one dude at a time..so I know aint no faking going on and I dont want no kids anytime soon, so it’s win-win, but I’m a spitter and I really dont like it on my face anymore since that one time it got in my eye!!! that feeling is horrible ”
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ALLADIS!! He so used to me NOT getting off now, he’ll just be like: “i’ll give you some head later, you’ll be aight.”
Also- yeah, I like to see the nut, but I always know when he fakes it because it doesn’t come back out within an hour… (most of yall should know what I mean by this.)
@Dymond
My man is no longer allowed to “project” anywhere near my face because he would keep getting it in my eye (which burns like hell!!) And in my hair (which makes me hostile.) So now when he tries to get it up that far real quick, I scoot back and push his peen downward.
The only problem with that is that when you play with the butt, some chicks think you’re freaky and try to play with yourn.
It’s happened enough times that I know there’s alot of dudes out here must like gettin they butt played with too. 
@Sassy, I feel you. I used to be like that, when I needed straight clyt stimulation, then one time, we were on the side of the house, and BAM!!! That penatration orgasm was the chit, and I been bussin ever since, in any position. WHOOOOO Damn, I need a break.
DYMOND!!! likes it on the face and smears it around the mouth area
Brenden.
I don’t see the problem, then again I haven’t reached my 30s so I can’t speak from her POV
Maybe you made her feel cheap.
Also, I hope you’re joking about the fingering in the movies
@brenden
I have NO problem getting tiddy fcked…I actually like it A lot…but the facial CAN throw a chick off, I’ll be honest with you…
Dymond says:
I aint fakin chit..if you aint hittin it right, boo you will know…it’s at the point now sometimes my bf be like o you didnt come? o well #comfortable
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See, that’s me. I ain’t beat to fake, but I’ll teach a mofo to fluck me right so I can buss.
I remember my old boo used to ask every time afterwards, “You came?” And of course my evil azz would respond, “No.”
But then I kinda worked with him a few times, and taught him how to hit it right, and voila. #idrownedhisazz
@Mirs
I’ve had a few “penetration” orgasms that were so SERIOUS!!! MAke you cockeyed for about an hour afterwards. Hearing ringing in my ears and sh*t afterward. But those aren’t very often. And it’s always when we’re in a REALLY uncomfortable position. It never happens when we’re in a normal position that we can maintain for more than 5 mins!
#IAintDominiqueDawesDammit!
Brenden, thats ish(between boobage or at the movies) I did when I was younger & really couldn’t see myself doing it now
#honestanswer
StillASassyOne says:
@Mirs
I’ve had a few “penetration” orgasms that were so SERIOUS!!! MAke you cockeyed for about an hour afterwards. Hearing ringing in my ears and sh*t afterward. But those aren’t very often. And it’s always when we’re in a REALLY uncomfortable position. It never happens when we’re in a normal position that we can maintain for more than 5 mins!
#IAintDominiqueDawesDammit!
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@Brenden there will be no fingering, im too weirded out by germs the hand carries, maybe a lil cl it action thru the panties.. Says yes to a tidday fluk
dirtythirtyclub
brenden says:
Can I ask a question? What do mature women think about ti*dy fu*king?
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It’s best with baby oil.
#helpful2
If I’m in the mood at the movies, ninja better get those fingers poppin. Me and the soon to be ex, used to always get rubs and feels and a finger pop at the movies.
LMAO! @Ohoney- I like the fingering in the movies idea though.
Actually, in July, on the way back from our anniversary vacation, for 2.5 hours out of our drive, I was driving with nothing but my shirt on and his hands..well…
I was able to return the favor…while driving….. #talented
GREAT TIMES!
*may hafta do that sh*t again tonight*
Well hello Femm Fatale
I love how peeps is comin in here lettin us have it 
#grownFolks
MIRS I’m sick of you and this “soon to be ex”
what happened boo?
@Femme
Oooooh, I love it with baby oil!
OHoney says:
MIRS I’m sick of you and this “soon to be ex”
what happened boo?
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Damn! I aint got enough tits to do the titty fukk! How does this work?
Is he finna come on my face afterwards though? Cause I don’t want that.
Head at the movies is thee shyt. Specially if there’s another couple there and they notice. Dudes will give that head nod like “You got the juice” and try to get they girls to do it. Hilarity.
StillASassyOne says:
“…..And in my hair (which makes me hostile.)”
I had to log in from lurk for this shyt right here. The whole office just heard me holla out loud.
Y’all just nasty.
I like a good tidday fluck while givin him a
I’m with CFREE please keep your hands from around them parts unless we just got out the tub/shower I don’t need no UTI’s in this b!tch. Even if we did though…I prefer you keep your hands away from there
Not joking about the finger. I will get yo a*s at a restaurant, at the movies, at the stoplight…Fingering in public turns me on…Could be my sense of humor…Idk but it turns them on as well…Then I’ll pull out n sniff it or suck it depending on how I feel
OHoney says:
Well hello Femm Fatale I love how peeps is comin in here lettin us have it
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Hey OHoney. Never too busy to give back.
but I always know when he fakes it because it doesn’t come back out within an hour… (most of yall should know what I mean by this.)
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YSO
MIRS you married??!! Girl what he do?
Well hello there Mirs…Let me poor yo a*s a drank
OHoney says:
MIRS you married??!! Girl what he do?
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What’s ya email????
@MIRS consoles u while u headed to the sangle life
smh
The kids told him to beat it tho?
@Sass
Usually my hubby will just bust all over my chest, but men like it when you let them bust in your face and/or mouth…he enjoys it better when it goes that way, so sometimes be both just say fluck it and find another way to do it…
Hello all. Ladies have you ever gotten one thru anal?
Just curious. My last partner coaxed me into doing this along w/ toys, saying I promise, it’s going to be like the best one multiplied by 100.
Mirs
And this too shall pass…
MIRS honeythicktx @
. com
I can not check it unttil I get home though. BUT I WILL PROMPTLY RESPOND ONCE I DO
Yo CFreeda Yo OHoney Yo Feline Yo Mirs
@ Brendon get the fvck outta here with titty fvcking LMAO and I hate to be fingered now…thats all I was doing in high school, so now that I’m fvcking I dont wanna go back
@ Sassy
you are the queen of keeping it real love it and all your stories 
@Fefe
Yeah- no more in my face. ALWAYS ends up in my eyes/hair. He can continue to let it go on my stomach and or vag.
Anyhow- I’m out folks. About to try to beat this 2.5 hr drive home! I’ll try and check in later!
mirsmommy says:
@Femme, I haven’t seent you round these parts in a long time. Where you been????
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Hey Mirs. Workin gurl…hard. But I am never too far away. Ya’ll the best part of my day!
I only tried getting it in the backdoor once, and it hurt too bad, so no orgasm, never tried it again.
felinelurker says:
Hello all. Ladies have you ever gotten one thru anal?
Just curious. My last partner coaxed me into doing this along w/ toys, saying I promise, it’s going to be like the best one multiplied by 100.
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so was it?
@Dymond
Ya’ll know I try to keep it as honest as possible. Aint no future in ya fronting.
Aww thanks!
CFREE says:
@MIRS consoles u while u headed to the sangle life
The kids told him to beat it tho? smh
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We were constantly arguing in front of the kids and chit, and one day when he wasn’t there, the kids told me I should leave him. Ain’t that some chit? And our oldest is his biological son but isn’t my biological son, now ain’t that some chit???? Once we separated, and he would call, we would argue, and my youngest (4 year old), told me not to tawk to his azz no more. SMH. Kids got better damn sense than grown folks.
Ok so no dirty fangas in the vag, I’ll accept that. Now, and please don’t answer if this is offensive…but what about more than a finger? Like maybe all 5 and a closed fist? Is that too much? Have I gone too far? I’m just curious…I knew a woman who liked this. She introduced me to it actually. It was cool, but not like the finger where I can actually feel around in there and explore…
Heyyyy Dymond
@crazy
It didn’t hurt too bad…used lube, he instructed me, but brotha was packing so couldn’t take it all
Supposedly using a toy on your “C” along w/ that will give you the ultimate!
I tried the backshot one time when i was YT guhl wasted and it was good, tried that chit sober
#FAIL
andddddddd I’m scared of letting him stick a finger in my bootyhole while we fvck cuz it may get to the point where I HAVE to have a finger in there and then the finger wont be enough and it goes on and on and on
Dymond, but where’s my dance?
*sets up pole*
Brenden you went too far
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I do like getting my arse
though 
@Brenden aint nan fist fittin in dis thang
#teamtightpuzzay 
Dymond *gets jiggy wit it*
yeah i said it 
Never a dull moment!
DYMOND!!
***attracted to the pole like a magnet***
ok, now I’m stuck to this bish smh…sorry Crazee
wow. just had a quickie at lunchtime w/ someone I swear that I said was the last time
(hoping i dont have to call him tonight after this blog)
just saw there was a new post and that bish has 60+ comments
Cfree212, you took the words right outta my mouth. LOL
*whispers* she must’ve been a big one
@YALL
If a guy can get his whole fist in there, what the hell is his penus gonna do for me unless he’s hung like a damn elephant?
You get a pass today Dymond because I hadn’t seen your shout out when I typed that…
*makes note to self “get wooden poles from here on out”*
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Fingers are not the business. IMO
Yso, bish ain’t got no walls if a fist is going in. SMH
Oh and Yso I don’t “do” the big ones anymore, because you will not have me all stretched out. I gotta take care of “my girl”.
@ Ya’ll
wonders if bigger girls have regular sized va jay jays..
Fellas??
Ok so no fisting…Can we talk about swallowing? Would it not be rude if I pulled me head from betwixt YSO’s legs and spit? Yet you ladies do it all the time? Ewww that’s nasty,,,,arrrrgh uggggh omg…We don’t say these things when were doin yall, why does thou do this to us?
Hi Mirs…I wanted to clear sumthin up. I was pouring you a drank for what you said you like to do to a man while he’s…I like that…I wasn’t cheering your divorce…Just wanted to make that clear, although I’m sure you already knew
WHAT THE HAIL DID I MISS???
Tix to watch two idiots chant inaudible words that mean absolutely nothing?
Um…no.
1. I’ve done anal once and that chit hurt my dyck. Don’t plan on doing it again.
2. tiddy fluckin =
3. fluckin in the movie theatres (or public in general) =
**note: if a nigga recently bust a nut he could cum again and have very little to know “nut” come out ladies so he may not be “faking” but rather “cheating.”
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Dymond says:
just saw there was a new post and that bish has 60+ comments
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Kinda felt like I was in a casino all night gambling…didn’t know it was daytime until I walked out the door. I feel left out. Y nobody told us?
brendan, nothing wrong w/ swallowing. the trick is to do so immediately. the problem comes when you allow the “contents” to sit, then you taste the bitterness!
ohoney, b/c it’s boring!
I was wondering when you would show up.
Brenden, she is gonna get you
Brenden u dayuum mess
@Feline, if they aren’t a drinker/smoker and eat healthy it’s not that bad tasting…
I heard if a man eats pineapples that it makes IT taste better…
YSoSerious says:
@YALL
If a guy can get his whole fist in there, what the hell is his penus gonna do for me unless he’s hung like a damn elephant?
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Exactly!!!!!!
Im trying anal this weekend I told my friend we should start so my butt will get bigger #LAZYAZZWONTWORKOUT
@Man
Your dyck hurts when you do anal y pls.
@yall, exactly! So why not swallow?!
@BRENDEN
(since you brought my name up)
Because “cooch juice” is sweet and “man milk” isn’t? Not that I would know the difference or anything.
<—Holy water
I heard if a man eats pineapples that it makes IT taste better…
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I heard this as well!
Comes outta lurk mode
Ive heard about “fisting” but im way to
to try it
@choco, try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
Glad I am not the only freak up in here
Those of u that dont like anal..Pure Romance has this numbing gel that really works. The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.
pureromance.com
brenden says:
Ok so no fisting…Can we talk about swallowing? Would it not be rude if I pulled me head from betwixt YSO’s legs and spit? Yet you ladies do it all the time? Ewww that’s nasty,,,,arrrrgh uggggh omg…We don’t say these things when were doin yall, why does thou do this to us?
Hi Mirs…I wanted to clear sumthin up. I was pouring you a drank for what you said you like to do to a man while he’s…I like that…I wasn’t cheering your divorce…Just wanted to make that clear, although I’m sure you already knew
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#notremediallikejenfrombbqwives
I’d go, but I can’t sit through Kanye for that long.
try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
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Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
YSoSerious says:
@BRENDEN
(since you brought my name up)
Because “cooch juice” is sweet and “man milk” isn’t? Not that I would know the difference or anything. <—Holy water
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*adds pineapples to grocery list*
Eskimo booty, I spoke to you earlier
@ty, there’s also a spray (made by different brand). was in the sex shop last week and saw that and was like wtf?
@CHOCO
Well, that chit hurt my dyck but I was young and now they say when you think you have JUST the right amount of lube in the azz, to always slather on a tad bit more.
I’d rather the puzz tho.
@choco, well I’m assuming that you’ve washed thoroughly beforehand!
MIRS did you email me bew?
Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
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^^^^THIS is one of the reasons I’m scared of anal…my doc had to take a stool sample from me one time and all she did was bend me over and swab me real quick…I was confused because I didn’t understand how she got what she needed so fast…like I just never feel like that area is SUPPOSED to be entered because of all the other goings on back there..
and 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
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*faints at the thought*
I want to PERSONALLY thank all you ladies that graciously swallow and take facials.
That is to us like when a man buys you flowers “just because” (and all that other crap we do so yall will let us bust in the face/mouth)!
@MILF
I know one
that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly. 
Choco aka Hippie says:
try lube (I like ky) on him. then as hes’ penetrating, push out, and it will be easier! lol
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Thanks for the tip but seriously when you push out isn’t that a risk of something else coming out
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I’ve been waiting for you to show up, so I could tell you that I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you for puttin me up on that blog.
I hate you for that pic you sent, cus I thought you was tawkin bout somebody we knew.
I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest
I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.
And I hate you for the comment above!!!!!!!!!
@feline fem, I thought so too at first, but don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
felinelurker says:
@ty, there’s also a spray (made by different brand). was in the sex shop last week and saw that and was like wtf?
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I know but I like pure romance products because they are hypo allergenic. Now a bish can play with all the fruits and flavors
OHoney says:
MIRS did you email me bew?
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Yep.
Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush
It doesn’t mean a woman isn’t clean,,,What you eat also dictates how you taste down there…Vegiterians taste different from carnivores…Thats a fact. So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?
@CHOCO
I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.
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Clue me in about this…
@felinelurker
I hear you…but I think I’d have to bathe and cleanse internally before I felt comfortable with alladat… IONO….
brenden says:
Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush
It doesn’t mean a woman isn’t clean,,,What you eat also dictates how you taste down there…Vegiterians taste different from carnivores…Thats a fact. So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?
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I tongue kiss after I get licked, especially after a good lickin, and uhhhh, my chit don’t have a bad taste at all.
#imjustsaying
@THE LADIES
“So yeah coochie aint always sweet. It doesn’t mean you’re unclean it could be the chilli fries you had for lunch. As men we just tough it up and munch away…Yall can’t take one for the team like we do?”~Brenden
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This will be the new creed I want you all to live by!
@Choco
Yeah, that pic yesterday had me straight
at my desk…I still think that was a dude whose dyck got turned upside down and his balls were severely inflamed…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHOCO
I hate you for telling us about that chick that was suckin peen, (which was the wackest I’ve ever seen by the way), while she was on the phone telling her boyfriend that she loves him. How old was that hambeast by the way???? Bish looked like she was 15. SMH.
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Clue me in about this…
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It’s on world star. Bish is a hambeast, ain’t cute, and the job looked wack.
I feel there are “in” holes. And there are “out” holes. They are one way streets, in other words. I don’t do the wrong way down a one way street.
@Brenden,
One for the team, eh?
@Man, even had the nerve to ask the ninja she was on the phone with to bring her something to eat!!!! I died 10 times when that bish said that chit!!!!!!!!
@mirs
tongue kiss after I get licked, especially after a good lickin, and uhhhh, my chit don’t have a bad taste at all.
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#teamcleanandsqueakycoohes
The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.
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GOT DAMN where can I find that at!
@YSO
that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly.
I know one
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Some
#theirchildrenmustbeproud
*chooches
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YSO
I know one that has done worse than fisting. Allegedly.
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Some will let a whole gang of niggas hit and film it just to keep one nigga… that don’t even want them to begin with.
#theirchildrenmustbeproud
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@MIRS
You should be thanking me 
@YSo
I whole-heartedly agree…I mean I can go on and on about how I feel the EXACT same way you do, but I always end up offending someone…
I think it’s time to log off….have a great weekend everyone! 
@choco,
I’m telling you, follow the instructions…let us know on monday
#expectingafullreport
@MIRS
that fool made me laugh at her azz!
Y did the chick pop back so quick when he bust
@MAN
You forgot to say “allegedly”.
Naw yall got my chit on hard at work talkin bout how yall den got that face splattered and done in the azz and chit…
…goin have me callin this hoe I really don’t wanna deal with.
Yes Feline one for the team. It shows your man that not only do you want those red bottoms, but dayumnitt you deserve those red bottoms…In my case you still may not get em but eh
@man,
you & I are I2I !
Bye FeFe
@Feline
I think he had tumors!
EELLLL why did an old friend just phone I’ve known since 13 with the wackest game in the world sounding like we was 13 all over again BUH BYE!
Regarding Coochie-Eating (EXPERT Expertise Perspective…)
It’s as SIMPLE as the Duck Analogy
IF It Doesn’t LQQK Good and IT doesn’t Smell Good then MORE THAN Likely IT Ain’t going to TASTE GOOD (Word!!!) Sooo in These Instances Just Simply BACK AWAY From THE COOCHIE !!!
Excuse me everyone…
goin have me callin this hoe I really don’t wanna deal with.
BERTHA HERE I COME (DEEP VOICE)
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Tell me y you said anal hurt your dyck da hail?
brenden says:
Coochie juice is not always sweet…Unless you eat coochie, please hush
fuggn
Man, you’s a fool!
@CHOCO
“BERTHA HERE I COME (DEEP VOICE)
Tell me y you said anal hurt your dyck da hail?”
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I DID tell you why that chit hurt my dyck. We must not have used enough lube. Felt like I was rubbing my chit on sand paper or something. **shudders**
I’m gone ya’ll it was fun
I DID tell you why that chit hurt my dyck. We must not have used enough lube. Felt like I was rubbing my chit on sand paper or something. **shudders**
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Didn’t know assholes were so rough
@Man
Oh okay and yeah right you don’t mess with Big Bertha!
Man dont start that chit wit
Please! not today! 
Eluvah, the EXPERT
teamtastinggoodsmellingoodlooknevenbetter
@Man did Bertha have a regular size va jay jay or is it extra long and wider? #curious
Choco aka Hippie says:
The gel and some good dyck will have u reaching for shyt thats not there.
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GOT DAMN where can I find that at!
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Pure Romance.com they have all kind of shyt. Bish feel like she is in the candy store. Try the body dew too, hubby loves the peach
@Ty
Good look
Cfree…Ive never been with a big girl…you tell me…had a chick who was 5’10 about 180…She was big as n tall and thick…We actually dated…Then the hoe (excuse me but she lft me dry) strtd get all these modelling gigs and flyin here n there…next thing I knew she was married…i thought we was still dating? Yeah not when she met a record exec we wasn’t…i digress…her shyt was some of the tightest I’ve had…we usta joke about her kegel game being proper.lmaaaaao so I dk if bertha n the rest have bigger ones…
Brenden, i wudnt know
but u and these stories 
Man I JUST got through reading the comments After I left… HOT DAMN I missed ALOT (Sooo Glad we have OUR share of Freaky Females Though)