Basketball Wives LA: Blather, rinse, repeat

For those who don’t know: “blather” means to ramble on endlessly without saying much at all. That pretty much sums up the cast that Shaunie O’Neal and her producers assembled for the Basketball Wives spin-off, Basketball Wives Los Angeles.

The season premiere aired last night and quickly became the subject of scorn, ridicule and contempt on Twitter.com. Of course, minutes after they meet, a fight breaks out inside — where else — a nice restaurant. Nothing we didn’t expect from the original BBW.

The “extras” who are dining behind the chicks don’t even turn around to see what is going on — just like in the original BBW.

If Shaunie was going to hand these ladies the same script that she gave to the original Miami crew, she should have at least called it Basketball Wives part 2.

As mentioned before, BBW LA follows the same ghetto script as the original: pointless fighting, pointless arguing weave snatching, and mindless shopping sprees where they spend money that we don’t actually see. The only thing we didn’t see last night was water tossing, but that’s coming soon.

Just like in the original, this spin-off targets women who believe pretty much everything they see on TV (and on the blogs). Let’s pretend that we really believe Gloria Govan, fiancee of Matt Barnes, met cast member Draya Michelle (Chris Brown’s ex) in an acting class. :rolleyes:

And let’s pretend that Laura Govan, Gloria’s sister and Gilbert Arenas’ baby mama, isn’t on the show because she has unexplained anger issues, and therefore can be counted on to act the fool on cue.

It’s obvious to everyone who watched last night’s episode (myself included) that Draya is being cast in the “Royce” role from the original Miami franchise. Draya, who famously got arrested for leaving her son home alone while she worked the pole at a local strip club, was shunned by the others who feel intimidated by her youth and beauty, though she doesn’t have much in the way of brains.

Malaysia Pargo, who is actually married to a NBA player (Jannero Pargo of Chicago Bulls), repeatedly reminds the cast — and Kimsha in particular — that she’s originally from Compton. Oooh!

Kimsha Artest (Ron Artest’s baby mama) doesn’t fit into this crew at all — and she knows it. My spies tell me that Kimsha is really a sweetheart. But, unfortunately, the script doesn’t call for sweethearts. So Kimsha puts on her crazy bish face and immediately goes to war with Malaysia and ‘em to prove she’s worthy of Shaunie choosing her for the cast.

Imani Showalter, ex-fiancee of Stephen Jackson, is another bitter baby mama who immediately takes a disliking to Malaysia because the girl managed to stay married to her ATM machine.

The day after the introductory dinner, the ladies are introduced to Tanya Williams, an inspirational speaker and the estranged wife of Jayson Williams, and Jackie Christie (above), who has been married to player Doug Christie for seventeen years. Jackie irks the other ladies because she gets remarried to her husband every year (to keep the dopamine juices flowing).

Tanya Williams, the inspirational speaker, doesn’t say much once the fur starts flying. And you wonder why she’s even in the cast in the first place.

Below are scenes from last night’s premiere episode. A full video will be added as soon as one becomes available.

Source: VH1 blog

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222 Responses to “Basketball Wives LA: Blather, rinse, repeat”

  1. 1
    kingstonn says:

    why is Gloria like the spokesperson? she’s so damn annoying, i had to FF all her parts.


  2. 2
    GAGIRL87 says:

    Laura Govan and Kimesha Artest when they speak I REALLY do wanna cry just ignant :crying:


  3. 3
    chibytex says:

    Call me “basic”… but I like them….


  4. 4

    I was making lasagna again last nite – perhaps I will catch the REPEAT – MUST I say again how much the other Govan sister’s face annoys me :coffee:

    Good Mornting SR FAM :waves:


  5. 5
    TruGemini says:

    WOW :eek: Weave, makeup, spanks and black dresses work muthafuggn wonders!

    :shocked:

    Cuz I knows what the hell I saw last night chile!!


  6. 6
    Yall still crazy says:

    Wooof (Astro from Jetsons voice) :rofl: (for a few of em anyway)

    I missed it. Can one of yall hoburgers give a recap :shrug:

    Oan. I do not like this mobile version…


  7. 7
    blackdiamondthemodel says:

    So when did Glora and Laura become BOSS BITCHES?
    Malaysia is phony … how you act proper and you from Compton?
    Doug Christies Wife Jackie’s weave has alopecia!
    Tonya look like Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo!
    I like Draya so far … at least she keeps it real
    Imani is another Jennifer in the making … Monkey see Monkey do!
    Kimsha look like one of those girls in Precious class! HOOTBARBIE.NET

    I can wait to see the what unfolds this season!


  8. 8
    Daisy says:

    I passed on them and I love me a good reality show they didn’t appeal to me at all :coffee:


  9. 9
    TruGemini says:

    C’mon Sandra :rofl: Why THAT still shot of Kimsha?!?


  10. 10
    Yall still crazy says:

    :waves: <– their worth…
    Good morning Choco & Chi!


  11. 11
    eastpointvet says:

    more high school cliques i see


  12. 12

    Doug Christies Wife Jackie’s weave has alopecia!
    _______________________
    :lol: I like what I’ve seen of Draya also I just said to myself she will probably be the only one I like on the show.


  13. 13
    TruGemini says:

    The “extras” who are dining behind the chicks don’t even turn around to see what is going on
    ________________________________________

    Yep, I noticed that too.


  14. 14
    Ms. Everything says:

    I wish good ol’ scripted sitcoms would make a comeback


  15. 15
    kingstonn says:

    ahahaha. i like Kimsha and shockingly, Laura and Jackie.
    maybe it’s because i have no drama in my life and need someone else’s? :lol:
    Malaysia needs to 86 those dried out honey contacts. but i guess that’s how they do it in the mean streets of Compton. :coffee:

    but yeah, I agree Sandra, Gloria KNEW she didn’t meet Draya in an acting class. they need more people with that.


  16. 16
    chibytex says:

    Its a shame Jackie waste of Doug’s money on weddings every year….enough is enough….


  17. 17
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chiby I don’t think your basic they seem a “bit” more real than the MIA wives.. The fashion on LA is horrible doe :smack:


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    Seal and Heidi renew their vows every yr

    :offtopic: Anybody want a free Chick-fil-A breakfast


  20. 20
    KayCeiSoul says:

    #Mudbutts. #Mudpies. #Mudbugs. #Mudmasks.#Mudcaps. #Mudflaps. #Mudguards. #Mudpuppies. #MudHeauxs.

    This is the worst trumped up bullshyt I have ever seen on reality t.v.
    Everyone looks 40+, generic, and stressed.

    I understand that Tanya is different, but there was no reason for them to go in on her simply because she is encouraging. I guess that makes them work harder to act a damn fool.

    And Toofus “Malaria” need to sat down somewhur for calling that gal fat. She had all her shyt blammed up in those layers. #classless. :rollseyes:


  21. 21
    JMO says:

    Good Morning all :waves:

    I watched these :chickenhead: last night and this is what I gathered so far..

    Gloria is Shaunie because she wants to “organize” everything
    Laura is Tammy because she thinks she can say anything to anybody
    Draya is Evelyn because a ho is a ho … period
    Malaysia is Royce because she just doesnt care what others think
    Imani is Suzie because she may “try” to keep the peace
    Tanya is Meeka because she talks in circles
    Jackie is Jen because … well shes the only one left lol

    While Laura plans to snoop on draya and find out that she left her son in a filthy house, she should also pull up those nasty emails on the internet that she sent to shaq


  22. 22
    Focusonme says:

    I never watch that mess it is not interesting to me. But Tia & Timera is pretty good. Its easy to watch or listen to while youare dong tomething else.. But basket ball wives not so much. if I want to watch women act stupid I will watch the bad girls club


  23. 23
    GAGIRL87 says:

    kaycei :waves:


  24. 24
    chibytex says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chiby I don’t think your basic they seem a “bit” more real than the MIA wives.. The fashion on LA is horrible doe :smack:
    ____________________________________________________
    But that’s why I like them cause they aint all about all that superficial chit…Life aint about fashion and looking good all the time… Them hoes in Miami aint got chit else to do but try to keep up with each other….

    IMO, the LA Wives dress like normal people…. :shrug:


  25. 25
    TruGemini says:

    kingstonn says:

    but yeah, I agree Sandra, Gloria KNEW she didn’t meet Draya in an acting class. they need more people with that.
    ______________________________________________________

    And I bet we won’t hear another word about that class or acting…


  26. 26
    KayCeiSoul says:

    eastpointvet says:

    more high school cliques i see

    ________________________________________

    Yep. :yes: They work harder than the glee club to stay on key.


  27. 27
    Yardgirl says:

    Good moring y’all! Hey Luscious “Lips” :hi: I don’t watch the show and have nothing to contribute, but I figure erryone is going to start posting here.


  28. 28
    KayCeiSoul says:

    :hug: Hey GG-Boo! :waves:

    Good Morning Err’body!


  29. 29
    Supa_sexy says:

    This show was WACK and all the girls looked BUSTED!!! I guess Gloria is Shaunie and Jackie is Tami or whatever the hell they are suppose to be, all the chicks on here has no personality at all! Like it’s the first episode and there’s fighting all ready, can you say classless??? This BBW of LA is so over the top, it’s just to script and trying to keep up with the original cast of MIA but if you ask me, it’s a bootleg version and if its slow, dead, wack, looks fake, and the chicks are busted looking and I hate to sit through more episodes if it’s going to be messy and lack of personality that I can’t see or get from any of the chicks. The only thing that’s good about the LA cast, half of them are married or with a baller now compared to the original cast which none of them besides Jen was married to a Basket ball player which is supposed to be the story line of the show.

    Anyway I’m not a fan of the show and I can care not to give this type of F***kery high ratings because it’s nothing but wack A** busted looking chicks trying to damn hard that it’s hard to believe any of


  30. 30
    texaspaine says:

    Where is Kamisha in the Photo :shrug:


  31. 31
    chocolate divalicious says:

    Its funny how the one they bring in for you to hate aka Draya and Royce is really the ones that turn out to be ok.

    Gloria-Low self esteem thinking everybody wants her man-have a seat boo-boo nobody does.
    Kimisha-Was she Ron Artest wife or his body gaurd, that child looks like she wakes up drinking Old English and smoking black and milds for breakfast.
    Malayshia-teeth look like they were going to fall out at any moment
    Jackie-Got the Kimora disease aka fat azz neck
    Laura-that nose. She needed to have on body magic with all of that stomach :nono:
    Tanya- Looks like the predator and scares me


  32. 32
    chibytex says:

    Draya is Evelyn because a ho is a ho … period
    ____________________________________________
    :kona: :lol:


  33. 33
    KDub says:

    Are they going to speak on Ms. Howard (Andraya) getting arrested for child endangerment on this season??? :coffee:


  34. 34
    Chocolatte says:

    What is uup with Malayshia’s Mouth, I found my eyes glued to her mouth like a magnent to metal. Please fix that.

    :newbie:


  35. 35

    Hey YG!
    I dont watch it either
    I get tired of seein old azz chicks fightin! I’ll be boycottin this just like Miami


  36. 36
    kingstonn says:

    @ brown
    i want it! but what do i have to do for it..?


  37. 37
    prynsexxx says:

    If I wasn’t cramping so bad last night, maybe I would have been more into it. From what I can see, so far, they are a MESS! ALL OF THEM!


  38. 38
    KDub says:

    because she has unexplained anger issues
    ———————————————-
    What is unexplained is Laura’s reason for NOT getting a fuggin spanx. You can be bat shyt crazy and wear one. :yes:


  39. 39

    My dear Kingston
    I only have 1 simple requestt…………


  40. 40
    Yall still crazy says:

    Did anybody call anybody a hoebish or something? :shrug:

    ————————-
    :hug: hey Brown! I miss seeing them lips… :)


  41. 41
    Anna says:

    chibytex says:

    Its a shame Jackie waste of Doug’s money on weddings every year….enough is enough….

    ~~~~~~~~
    She said as long as they are planning a wedding every year, there is no time for divorec. I too could find other ways to spend money.


  42. 42
    chocalatecity29 says:

    @ Bonita I would like a free chik fil a breakfast!…send it my way!

    SMH..Shaunie has provesd to us again that she cant bring class to a reality show I get it drama sells, but come on now Shaunie, enough is enough!


  43. 43
    chibytex says:

    So they are busted cause they aint all size 2′s and they dont come outside with a face full of make-up, and they aint wearing Gucci and Louboutins, and $1000 dresses…. :think:

    They look like regular normal women…. I dont see the problem….


  44. 44
    bnatural says:

    I don’t think I’ll be tuning in to the show like I did with the Miami cast. The whole introduction of Draya let me know that it was staged!!!!

    I don’t get how Gloria can chill with Draya but shun Royce, at least Royce was with D. Howard for nearly 4 years.


  45. 45
  46. 46
    chocalatecity29 says:

    @Chocalatte…she has an overbite..smh


  47. 47
    TruGemini says:

    Chocolatte says:

    What is uup with Malayshia’s Mouth
    _______________________________________________

    The same thing that happened to Niki Minaji’s, TI’s, and Brandy’s.
    Big ass, too big for your mouth veneers.


  48. 48
    chibytex says:

    She said as long as they are planning a wedding every year, there is no time for divorec. I too could find other ways to spend money.
    __________________________________________
    That’s stupid…you cant stop a man from cheating…if he gonna do he gonna do it…it doesnt matter if they have a wedding every 3 months…
    She’s delusional with this chit…..


  49. 49
    KayCeiSoul says:

    KDub says:

    Are they going to speak on Ms. Howard (Andraya) getting arrested for child endangerment on this season???

    *******************************

    Hey K-Dub! Yes…the one with the Twilight Zone mask-face said Draya needed her ass whupped for that, and that she has some ‘splainin’ to do. :coffee:


  50. 50
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    I watched it. Tanya and Malaysia irritate me. Aside from whatever her child endangerment issue may be, I like Draya so far, Kimsha seems cool and iono wh but, I LIKE them Govans.

    *Throws up Gloria’s ride or die gesture*

    Morning everybody!


  51. 51
    chibytex says:

    I like the fact that Draya OWNS her hoeness…she aint afraid to say yeah I strip, yeah I fukked a couples NBA players, and WHAT!!! Gotta respect a bish like that!!!!


  52. 52
    TruGemini says:

    chocalatecity29 says:

    @Chocalatte…she has an overbite..smh
    _____________________________________________

    I believe she got that top row done but didn’t fukk with the bottom row at all…

    #shytisbusted


  53. 53
    kingstonn says:

    @ chi
    i like LA better than Miami. those broads (minus Royce and Tami) are so extra.. with their gucci & loubu’s & prada and blah blah blahhh. you’re right, LA looks like normal chicks. even Malaysia although she’s trying to seem extra. it just aint workin for her though. :lol:


  54. 54
    bnatural says:

    Oh and I highly doubt Tanya will be on this show much longer….she is in a totally different world. She has been through things that the other women have not….


  55. 55

    :smack:

    :no:
    I knew this post was coming…


  56. 56
    chibytex says:

    side from whatever her child endangerment issue may be, I like Draya so far, Kimsha seems cool and iono wh but, I LIKE them Govans.
    ____________________________________________________
    I like them Govans too… I really like Laura for some reason…


  57. 57
    lovezoe says:

    Sandra, I said the same thing about those white people in the back. I said either they were scared, or they were in on the act.

    Gloria wanted to know if Draya slept with Matt. Should have asked her flat out. I think Laura was joking with Malaysia about being a rat, but since hit dogs holler… The show was crazy. Remember that show Iyanla had back in the day where women came to live in a house, that’s what Tanya should do. Not be on the show with these goons. I love Kimsha. It seems these girls are trying to top the original so they won’t get canceled like Football Wives did.


  58. 58
    TruGemini says:

    Wasn’t Draya “booed” up with Bow Wow before Chris Brown?

    Now she’s supposedly messing with the dude who’s wanted by the FBI for doing a drive-by on some chick in Atlanta.

    #allegedly


  59. 59
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Aren’t there other reasons to get divorced besides cheating? :shrug:


  60. 60
    Ateya says:

    Lets Begin! Ok, I think Christi was wrong for just saying to Tanya WHO THE F ARE YOU? I dont get Tanya just yet since you only drink the best bubby..but she is a mystery. I think everyone needs a reality check. No one is perfect. Draya…mmm…I will just wait to see next week and give my FULL 911…Stevie Wonder could see they dont like her…but stay tuned I guess…


  61. 61
    KayCeiSoul says:

    TruGemini says:

    chocalatecity29 says:

    @Chocalatte…she has an overbite..smh
    _____________________________________________

    I believe she got that top row done but didn’t fukk with the bottom row at all…

    #shytisbusted

    *********************************

    :no: Uh Uhhh True…it’s that top row that got her looking like Cecily Tyson ’bout the mouth. :no: She needs to have all them bastards pulled, sawed down, and reset. IJS. :hahaha:


  62. 62
    Chocolatte says:

    TruGemini say:

    I believe she got that top row done but didn’t fukk with the bottom row at all…
    #shytisbusted

    I was so confused.


  63. 63

    :shocked:

    WHAT IS THAT ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT???? DAYUM SHE BUILT BAD!

    One of the producers must really hate her azz to have next to Draya ol sexy azz like that.


  64. 64
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chiby I love fashion and I don’t think I’m superficial they look a hot azz mess imo :coffee: for instance Kimesha had on that “dusty azz” maxi dress with that “dusty azz” jean jacket. Like come on son your on t.v. :rolleyes:


  65. 65
    Anna says:

    chibytex says:

    She said as long as they are planning a wedding every year, there is no time for divorec. I too could find other ways to spend money.
    __________________________________________
    That’s stupid…you cant stop a man from cheating…if he gonna do he gonna do it…it doesnt matter if they have a wedding every 3 months…
    She’s delusional with this chit…..

    ~~~~~~
    I hope they are saving for retirement. Seems like she has some expensive weddings, and her husband just shows up. I’d like to see him helping plan the next wedding. Ppl cheat no matter how good their marrige is, it’s called “opportunity”.


  66. 66
    Cinderella says:

    I didn’t know this premiered. Can anyone tell me the NBA player Draya slept with?


  67. 67
    chibytex says:

    @Kingston
    I forgot that is not ok to be normal anymore…you have to fabulous and grand and wear name brand chit to be somebody these days…… :rolleyes:


  68. 68
    kingstonn says:

    @ brown
    i :heart: you! :cry:


  69. 69
    KDub says:

    Did Kimsha talk about Ron’s Asian girlfriend Shin Shin? That was on this very site?


  70. 70
    KayCeiSoul says:

    I can see Draya coming out a bag on all their azzes because she is comfortable with who she is and they’re all intimidated by her. Insecure bishes.

    What ever happened to holding ya’ mans accountable? Those BB dudes will be surrounded by beautiful women wherever they go, so why pounce Draya?!?


  71. 71

    @CHIBY
    “I like the fact that Draya OWNS her hoeness…she aint afraid to say yeah I strip, yeah I fukked a couples NBA players, and WHAT!!! Gotta respect a bish like that!!!!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Um… :no: I don’t believe we have to respect a bytch like that at all.


  72. 72

    Kingston care to show me how much?!?!?!?!?!?!


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    chibytex says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chiby I love fashion and I don’t think I’m superficial they look a hot azz mess imo :coffee: for instance Kimesha had on that “dusty azz” maxi dress with that “dusty azz” jean jacket. Like come on son your on t.v. :rolleyes:
    ___________________________________________________
    I’m not understanding so because she’s on tv she’s suppose to fab it up and be somebody she’s not….We all know that Ron Artest is far from broke…and the fact that she doesnt spend all his money on clothes and material things is what I like about her…she seems like your typical around the way girl…. Nothing wrong with that….


  75. 75
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Kingston….Well, don’t you look lovely?! :yes:


  76. 76
    Anna says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Aren’t there other reasons to get divorced besides cheating?
    ~~~~~~~~
    Yep, most don’t divorce due to cheating.


  77. 77
    Creamychic says:

    hey err’body :coffee:


  78. 78
    JMO says:

    chocolate divalicious says:

    Its funny how the one they bring in for you to hate aka Draya and Royce is really the ones that turn out to be ok.

    Gloria-Low self esteem thinking everybody wants her man-have a seat boo-boo nobody does.
    Kimisha-Was she Ron Artest wife or his body gaurd, that child looks like she wakes up drinking Old English and smoking black and milds for breakfast.
    Malayshia-teeth look like they were going to fall out at any moment
    Jackie-Got the Kimora disease aka fat azz neck
    Laura-that nose. She needed to have on body magic with all of that stomach :nono:
    Tanya- Looks like the predator and scares me
    _____________________________________________________

    :cosign: lol


  79. 79
    TruGemini says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Uh Uhhh True…it’s that top row that got her looking like Cecily Tyson ’bout the mouth. She needs to have all them bastards pulled, sawed down, and reset. IJS.
    _____________________________________________________________

    I know them shyts is a fool. That top row was so damn B I G that I could barely see the bottom. Looked like she was sucking them in so they wouldn’t fall out…just a damn mess


  80. 80
    lovezoe says:

    I kinda like Draya too. They are intimidated because she was/is a stripper, mess with basketball players. They know their men like freaks. She said in a clip she took off her clothes for money, big deal. May not be the career choice for me, but all of them chicks probably took off their clothes for money. How you think Imani was able to keep ole boy for over 9 years. It ain’t tricking if you got it.


  81. 81
    chibytex says:

    @Man
    That’s YOUR opinion…I respect her cause she’s comfortable in her own skin…and she is not backing down and acting like how she lives her life is wrong…. I like a bish that owns who she is…rather than act like the chit didnt happen or deny who/what they are….


  82. 82
    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ Chiby agree to disagree :coffee:


  83. 83
    chibytex says:

    Anna says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Aren’t there other reasons to get divorced besides cheating?
    ~~~~~~~~
    Yep, most don’t divorce due to cheating.
    _____________________________________________
    Yeah like spending all your husband’s money on weddings every year….


  84. 84
    Supa_sexy says:

    @Daisy and KayCeiSoul I agree with y’all post. I just think the cast of LA is just to damn over the top and all of them look like they need to be home taking care of their damn family’s instead of trying to be on a lame ass reality show, showing how untamed and classless they are for involving themselves with cattiness acts.
    All I know is, its’ funny to see the drama but give me a show that shows how successful, supportive, and loving that a lifestyle of a basketball wife or girlfriend could be. Show me your families, how y’all live, and how y’all make it work as a basketball celebrity. All that fighting and taking low blows at one another characters is not how we should view them and little do they know, VH1 is making a mockery out of their rich but dumb asses!!!


  85. 85
    Supa_sexy says:

    @Daisy and KayCeiSoul I agree with y’all post. I just think the cast of LA is just to damn over the top and all of them look like they need to be home taking care of their damn family’s instead of trying to be on a lame ass reality show, showing how untamed and classless they are for involving themselves with cattiness acts.
    All I know is, its’ funny to see the drama but give me a show that shows how successful, supportive, and loving that a lifestyle of a basketball wife or girlfriend could be. Show me your families, how y’all live, and how y’all make it work as a basketball celebrity. All that fighting and taking low blows at one another characters is not how we should view them and little do they know, VH1 is making a mockery out of their rich but dumb asses!!!


  86. 86
    TruGemini says:

    GAGIRL87 says:

    Kimesha had on that “dusty azz” maxi dress with that “dusty azz” jean jacket
    _______________________________________

    Was that a jean jacket? I thought that bytch was leather :rofl:

    I was like “c’mon son. Are you hot or cold or what? Take one of them pieces off!”

    I love fashion too. And no, ain’t nobody expecting them to be all divafied but dayum, you on TV. Represent…for you and your dude, no matter how irrelevant they may be.


  87. 87
    brenden says:

    I actually watched this crap…I knw, I’m such a girl. Whatever…My review-
    Malaysia, I’d smash. She’s the typical south losang chick trynna play boogie with a valley girl accent. It occurs often. They live in l.a. but talk like they’re from the 818.lol. Maybe @caligirl can cosign. I dnt appreciate these trick trynna play losang tho. Majority of the folks out here are transplants. Folks come here chasing dreams, but they weren’t born here. You can’t judge the people of southern Cali based off ur experience with some tricks you encountered who themselves moved out here just like you to be a star. Hello. Taking acting classes…Child please.
    Groupie chick…I woulda said some things but last nights teaser showed me that she’s Chris Browns Ex. The one who left her child to fend for himself. I just can’t with this one. Yeah I could clown, but she aint worth it. Quite obvious why the producers have her on, and she’s that desperate that she’s willing to exploit it.smh
    I love RonRon, and wifey seems cool n all, but since she got so much to say about Losang, I got alot to say about her DNA components…I mean come on, it’s quite obvious she was born with a Y chromosone…And them hard a*s sparring bag a*s implants she got. Child please. Sit yo a*s down. Matter of fact go stand up, at a urinal you fuc*in dude!
    Chich that slept with Shaq. She looks like a damn foot! Not even a pretty foot like my girl @FAYLA got, you know one of those well manicured size sevens…Im talkin one of those big, veiny, roach stompin feet like at @YSO got. Ew, hideous. How do they pull ballers? Voodoo? Hoodoo? Are they puttin roots on these ninjas? Menstural blood in they spaghetti? And her ugly azz was somebodys misstress? I dnt get it. And she tacky, and she ghetto. I can’t. I just can’t.
    Matt Barnes wife is decent looking. She’s a clown though. Her n her sister are rich d*ck chasers. Not much more to say since she aint really do much in last nights episode.
    I used to feel bad for Jackie Christie. I agree with her, the media went in on her and her relationship in part cuzz she was Black. If she were a blonde White woman (thats what the expect these guys to marry) or even Vanessa Bryant, she would not have received much of the criticism. Now having said that…Its quite obvious she attended the Kimora Lee Simonds Neck Fold school for girls. I mean geesh. And get ya hair done heffa! You aint gotta front for the camera, but atleast a neat ponytail? Kimsha did it, why not thee?
    That one chick who was engaged for 9yrs was forgetable…
    And Jayson Williams wife…Yeah she’s annoying with her Iyanla Vanzant/Mother love steez, but…And call me crazy…She looks exotic to me…dont shoot me….the toned arms…the skin tone with the blonde hair…i wonder if her eyes are real?

    Anyway sorry it’s so long for those who chose to read, and sorry I didn’t separate each chick with spaces. I’m on my phone and didn’t realise till it was too late…My farts have been rather pleasant lately. I wonder why? Anyway, Good morning :waves:


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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Good Morning Anna and Creamy. :wave:

    @ Chi…I only asked because you distinctly said cheating when I can think of a few other reasons to get divorced. I can’t say she’s spending all his money on weddings every year because I don’t know how much he has, he’s worth or more importantly how much she’s spending. I’m sure if they’re getting married that often that she’s probably working with a budget and he must not mind if he keeps letting her do it. :shrug:


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    KDub says:

    She said as long as they are planning a wedding every year, there is no time for divorec. I too could find other ways to spend money.
    __________________________________________
    That’s stupid…you cant stop a man from cheating…if he gonna do he gonna do it…it doesnt matter if they have a wedding every 3 months…
    She’s delusional with this chit…..
    ———————————————–
    If yall woulda seen the way Jackie WHOOPED Rick Fox AZZ in the tunnel with that pocketbook back in 2002…you would KNOW that Doug Christie is getting his azz skrait whippppped at the crib. Word. That man is scared to go take a piss without Jackie’s approval. :no: All of Doug’s actions speak of “help me…she beats me”…I peeped THAT ish on the BET series they had a few years ago. He is meek as HAIL.


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    TruGemini says:

    Tanya’s missing from the pic too…something tells me she’s not gonna be on there til the end.


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    Anna says:

    chibytex says:

    Anna says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Aren’t there other reasons to get divorced besides cheating?
    ~~~~~~~~
    Yep, most don’t divorce due to cheating.
    _____________________________________________
    Yeah like spending all your husband’s money on weddings every year….

    ~~~~~~~~
    They better not expect a wedding gift from guests each yr. That would be tacky.


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    chibytex says:

    @Supa
    That’s why La La has a show…..if you looking for the glam, fab part….


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    Daisy says:

    I did not like Royce after the 1st season she annoys n irks my soul unlike Tonya who really stays out of drama (based on the one clip I saw) Royce lives for it she claims to be above the fray but is MESSY as hail :coffee:


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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :dead: @ K Dubb’s post. Why she whoop Rick Fox’s ass? :rofl:


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    Lovely One says:

    @ JMO says:

    Good Morning all

    I watched these last night and this is what I gathered so far..

    Gloria is Shaunie because she wants to “organize” everything
    Laura is Tammy because she thinks she can say anything to anybody
    Draya is Evelyn because a ho is a ho … period
    Malaysia is Royce because she just doesnt care what others think
    Imani is Suzie because she may “try” to keep the peace
    Tanya is Meeka because she talks in circles
    Jackie is Jen because … well shes the only one left lol

    While Laura plans to snoop on draya and find out that she left her son in a filthy house, she should also pull up those nasty emails on the internet that she sent to shaq
    ———————————————
    :cosign: Especially the Draya/Evelyn comparison. When Draya was vaguely explaining her dating history, that Trick Daddy song popped into my head and would not leave…”She’s a hoe but she can’t help it, cuz she don’t know it” :whistle:


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    lovezoe says:

    Is that a cape/tail Laura has on in that picture?


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    @CHIBY
    “That’s YOUR opinion…I respect her cause she’s comfortable in her own skin…and she is not backing down and acting like how she lives her life is wrong…. I like a bish that owns who she is…rather than act like the chit didnt happen or deny who/what they are….”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    ¿¿¿ :blink: ???

    Um, no, that is NOT my “opinion.” It is a fact. You clearly stated “..You HAVE to respect a bytch like that…”

    The FACT is that noone HAS to respect anyone else. :shrugs:

    You know I support hoe-dom but you can’t try to force it on everyone. Let it occur naturally.


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    Bird says:

    I don’t think Tanya will last he season. She’s sorta like Meeka, but less gossipy and no ghetto skills. She talks too damn much.

    I thought Draya was the hired sh*t starter and she may be but we haven’t seen that yet, but Laura clearly is the Tami/Evelyn combo of the show. She started with that girl for no reason at all. Hubby has deduced that Laura and Kimsha don’t like her because she’s cute. They have no other reason. Kimsha is a weirdo and I don’t know where she fits in. She doesn’t act like a woman with money at all. She acts, looks and sounds like she still lives in the projects and have never seen anything else. I guess she feels like she’s keeping it real.

    Anywho, the show got off to a slow start, but I think I’m gonna like it. I hope now that they know Malaysia is not a punk they will raise up off her and I’d give a dollar to see someone, preferably Gloria cause those other girls are too dang big, smash Draya’s ho azz. That whole innocent act of hers is on my last nerve already.


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    Lovely One says:

    @ bnatural says:

    I don’t get how Gloria can chill with Draya but shun Royce, at least Royce was with D. Howard for nearly 4 years.
    ——————————————-
    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

    SN: I do appreciate that Draya does not hide behind her past/present. I can always respect honesty.


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    speakinmymind says:

    like i said in the tunechi post, i hope jackie christie logs onto sr anonymously or as herself cuz that’s a dragging i will gladly take part in. she said that “who the fukk are you” mess for dramatic effect and i bet she wouldn’t have said that to kimsha or her teeth woulda been hanging outta her mouth like south pacific aka malaysia.

    all of them are BUSTED and malayasia needs to nevah evah evah wear those cameltoe showing, yeast infection causing white pants again.


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    GAGIRL87 says:

    @ TruGemini thank you :lol:

    I love shoes I shop @ bakers and they have alot of shoes that look good for the low and bebe has good prices too. You don’t have to break the bank too look good like come one son lol H&M has cute clothes for cheap there was no excuse for her looking like that last night :blink:

    #notbeingjudmental


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    Supa_sexy says:

    @chibytex girl I like La La show a lot! :yahoo: It’s funny, fab, and family orientated. I’m going 2 try 1 more episode of BBW LA but I don’t know how much more of the cattiness and F**Kery I can take. :shrugs:


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    @BRENDEN
    “I love RonRon, and wifey seems cool n all, but since she got so much to say about Losang, I got alot to say about her DNA components…I mean come on, it’s quite obvious she was born with a Y chromosone…And them hard a*s sparring bag a*s implants she got. Child please. Sit yo a*s down. Matter of fact go stand up, at a urinal you fuc*in dude!”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:

    And Ron Artest look like he a got a touch of the “Downers” so aint like he’d know that REAL woman don’t stand up to pizz in urinals.
    :lol:


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    Roc says:

    @KDub…I saw that LOL! She was windmilling with that Louis bag.


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    KDub says:

    @Dimpz if I remma correctly cause Lord its been a long time…but Rick and Doug got into it on the court. And Doug had CLEARLY already beat the living piss outta Foxy (as if THAT was hard cause I heard ‘Nessa used to beat HIS azz too)…they both get ejected…so Doug is walking owf the court…and here comes Foxy running after Doug into the Kings tunnel and puts Doug in the headlock! BUT he did that ish in the WRONG section. It was the section with the players wives…Jackie jumped over a RAIL…and started whaling on Foxy’s back with that purse. She had it wrapped around her wrist and EVERYTHING. Beat the fugg outta Fox.

    That bish is bout it.


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    chibytex says:

    @Man
    it was a figure of speech…I aint trying to force nobody to like her…I dont care if they do or dont…

    @Gagirl…maybe looking good is a priority for Kimesha…. some people are just not into that….


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    chibytex says:

    *is NOT a priority for Kimesha


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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ KDubb.

    Um Rick fox is NOT a lil man so, if she fighting with him, them LA chicks may NOT want it with her. :no:


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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Supa_sexy says:

    @Daisy and KayCeiSoul I agree with y’all post. I just think the cast of LA is just to damn over the top and all of them look like they need to be home taking care of their damn family’s instead of trying to be on a lame ass reality show, showing how untamed and classless they are for involving themselves with cattiness acts.
    All I know is, its’ funny to see the drama but give me a show that shows how successful, supportive, and loving that a lifestyle of a basketball wife or girlfriend could be. Show me your families, how y’all live, and how y’all make it work as a basketball celebrity. All that fighting and taking low blows at one another characters is not how we should view them and little do they know, VH1 is making a mockery out of their rich but dumb asses!!!

    *****************************************

    Agreed! Now, they may talk about her, but LaLa’s shyt is how it really should be. She gives you personal insight, interaction with friends, humor, vulnerability, and a teench of what goes on between her and Melo.

    These tricks could stand to learn a thing or two from her instead of letting Shaunie’s bitter, shyt starting, bull nose azz play them like a game of chess for a few dollahs. But… *snap-snap* Go ahead and keep me entertained bishes! :hahaha:


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    I bet the producers of DWTS gon be scared as fck when they vote Ron off!


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    speakinmymind says:

    kimsha gets a big #hoesitdown from me. she didn’t want to like malaysia and it ain’t nobody else’s fault she got big ass feet. ugh she aggravated me with that “i’m so hood from jamaica queens new yawk” mess. i wanted somebody to tell her, then go back since it’s so phony in la.

    and imani is gonna get jacked up ala suzie-style. she won’t make it to a season two, if there is one.

    big ups to malaysia for dotting laura linebacker govan in the eye for calling her a rat! :lol:


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    chibytex says:

    @Bird
    How does a woman with money suppose to act?


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    @CHIBY
    “it was a figure of speech…I aint trying to force nobody to like her…I dont care if they do or dont…”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I understood that and was jokingly responding in kind.
    But in your response, your use of the word “opinion” was still wrong. Just thought I’d point that out.
    :coffee:


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    TruGemini says:

    chibytex says:

    @Bird
    How does a woman with money suppose to act?
    ______________________________________

    Well, I know fighting on roof tops (and wearing leather jackets with maxi dresses) is probably not the best look for “a woman with money”…

    Hell, to be honest a REAL woman with REAL money wuddn’t have even done this gutta ass show…

    Bet you’ll neva see Vanessa, or Savannah, or LaLa on no shyt like this…


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    chibytex says:

    LaLa has different lifystyle than these woman…cause LaLa is/was a semi-celebrity herself…be a vj at MTV put her on a different level…

    Ya’ll are comparing apples to oranges…the females on this show are normal girls from around the way…and personally I like it cause they are more relatable than LaLa…. most NORMAL people dont have a host of celebrity friends in their back pockets…


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    Yall still crazy says:

    I :heart: Brenden!!!!! :casket:


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    lovezoe says:

    I think Royce and Gloria were cool in the beginning, then Royce started hanging with the “Clique” and things went south. People automatically shun Gloria because of Laura, so Gloria went toe-to-toe with Royce. At least that’s how I remember it. OR maybe Gloria saw something in Royce she didn’t like.


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    speakinmymind says:

    money or no money, all those chicks are classless with the exception of tanya (so far). i woulda sat and not gotten involved in that fight just like she did.

    to me, it’s not about how much money they have, no woman should want to air all their dirty laundry in public and ack a dam.n donkey for a few dollars.


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    bigtyme says:

    my friend said something about malaysia having veneers…i had to disagree…veneers are extra large sometimes, but them hoes are never sticking out of your mouth like you suck your thumb…she had buckies that stuck out! those are not veneers…she needed braces a long time ago.


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    lovemiraclej says:

    I liked Malaysia. I am sorry but if someone told me that because of my name/ethnic heritage I should act like a “rat” and a “n*gga”, I would have responded the same way. She said she was from Compton because everyone said Cali was fake. But I do like that BBWLA has actual wives on the show.


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    chibytex says:

    Bet you’ll neva see Vanessa, or Savannah, or LaLa on no shyt like this…
    _______________________________________________
    Once again you are comparing apples to oranges…the three women listed above are in awhole notha league than the women on this show… all of their husbands are SUPER STARS…not bench warmers….

    Shaunie is the only exception….but she even tries to protray herself as different and not normal or typical….


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    TruGemini says:

    chibytex says:

    LaLa has different lifystyle than these woman…cause LaLa is/was a semi-celebrity herself…be a vj at MTV put her on a different level…

    Ya’ll are comparing apples to oranges…the females on this show are normal girls from around the way…and personally I like it cause they are more relatable than LaLa…. most NORMAL people dont have a host of celebrity friends in their back pockets…
    ________________________________________________________

    Vannessa, Savannah, La La – La La.
    Kay?

    :coffee:


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    lovezoe says:

    Unless you family or a BFF, I am not breaking up no fight. That’s how folks get shot/stabbed. The only thing I agreed with Tanya is they grown women, they know they shouldn’t be acting like coons in a public place.


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    speakinmymind says:

    @ chiby,

    i think lala is a normal chick from ’round the way too BUT the difference is, she doesn’t ack like she grew in a cave with wild apes for companions. those women are not normal ’round the way chicks. that’s a dig at the real normal women who don’t choose to degrade themselves like it’s how you’re SUPPOSED to interact with each other. that’s my issue with their behavior. and yes, as previously stated, i think they’re BUSTED as he!!.


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    bigtyme says:

    i liked something about everyone except tanya…she seems off…she may have good intentions but she seems like my coworker who has been to therapy a lot and speaks the jargon but hasn’t gotten to the point where its is helping her yet…sadly…i don’t think we will be able to really get to know ole tonya…


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    KDub says:

    I bet the producers of DWTS gon be scared as fck when they vote Ron off!
    ——————————————-
    They will be good as long as don’t nobody throw a drank at him from the stands. Then all HAIL gonna break loose.


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    Anna says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    I bet the producers of DWTS gon be scared as fck when they vote Ron off!

    ~~~~~~
    Did you see the whole line up? Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, is Chaz going to be dancing with a male or female pro dancer?


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    TruGemini says:

    chibytex says:

    Bet you’ll neva see Vanessa, or Savannah, or LaLa on no shyt like this…
    _______________________________________________
    Once again you are comparing apples to oranges…the three women listed above are in awhole notha league than the women on this show… all of their husbands are SUPER STARS…not bench warmers….

    Shaunie is the only exception….but she even tries to protray herself as different and not normal or typical….
    _________________________________

    Whatever.

    The show is called Basketball Wives.

    I’m sure your husband/babydaddy/fiance/ex-fiance being a washed up has-been or a nobody isn’t stated in the contract.


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    bigtyme says:

    fighting in public at forty makes you retarded…that **** ain’t normal! when was the last time you saw two women fighting? grown, professional women? that ain’t normal!!!


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    digal704 says:

    Where to start? Tanya is clearly out of place. She acts like somebody’s aunty trying to keep things pleasant. Jackie. It’s obvious she’s hood so she doesn’t have to say it. Time has not been kind to her. She looks like she is always sipping on a “drank” and dragging on a cigarette! She also looks swollen, possibly from “dranking” too much. She seems like a bully as well. She’s also too old for this mess! She needs to work on the relationship with her oldest daughter who is writing a tell-all book about her. Imani, also too old for this mess, can’t form her own thoughts and seems to go with the flow of the bullies. Malaysia just seems young. I think the others are jealous of her having a marriage, money and youth. Kids do wear jewelry, so I don’t know why they were laughing about that. Kimsha, I actually like. She needs to tone down that angry chick persona though. Gloria is okay, but she is always talking about fighting. Girl, please. Draya, she is what she is. She has issues but who doesn’t. I think Black Hollywood is good without the acting talents of either her or Gloria. Laura, super dang duper hood! A baby birthed 3 weeks ago and you out in the streets start mess? For real?
    She truly embraces her inner hoodrat.


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    TruGemini says:

    Anna says:

    Did you see the whole line up? Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, is Chaz going to be dancing with a male or female pro dancer?
    __________________________________________

    It’s being reported that Chaz’s partner will be a female.

    Rob Kardashian is slated to be on there too.


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    lovezoe says:

    You also have to realize, aside from Ron Artest, none of these players are big name players. Everyone sees how Artest acts, so they probably expect the same out of Kimsha. I don’t think you would ever see any of the Big 3 on this show. I DO wish ole boy from Miami’s ex could have been up there.


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    Genia says:

    This show should be called Basketball Wives, Senior Citizen Edition…cause them broads are looking very 50-ish around the face…speaking of face, why didn’t I ever notice how weird looking Gloria was. That mouth is strange. And I didn’t know that was her sister…I thought Bey’s momma got another gig.

    Hey FAM!! missed you…(most of you_


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    KDUB his azz liable to flip out when he get voted off or he might have that confused look like “ok they said my name now what”

    Anna that beard Chaz got is hella creepy
    I can’t wait for the judges to go in on nancy’s azz! She be talkin crazy big time


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    bigtyme says:

    i was waiting for laura’s uterus to fall out…girl…go home w/ all that!


  136. 136
    TruGemini says:

    bigtyme says:

    i liked something about everyone except tanya…she seems off…she may have good intentions but she seems like my coworker who has been to therapy a lot and speaks the jargon but hasn’t gotten to the point where its is helping her yet…sadly…i don’t think we will be able to really get to know ole tonya…
    _______________________________________

    After all that Tanya’s been through with her husband and that murder and the trial, she prolly is a little off. She’s experienced alot and the bullshyt that these chickens fight over ain’t got nothing on what she’s been through…


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    chocalatecity29 says:

    @Ga…Im a material girl myself…well I just like to look good when I step out…no biggie to me either :shrug: #team bebe:cheer:

    But to each’s own…


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    Trendsetter says:

    I know I saw Malyasia hit Laura in her face…I did see that right??


  139. 139
    bigtyme says:

    @trugemini-i agree! she probably has an interesting storyline but we will NEVER get to hear it!


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    KDub says:

    GGOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH :wail: Jesus where you BEEN???????????


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    Roc says:

    I thought Tonya came from money. If I’m not mistaken her brother is that dude Norwood Young who has that plastic nose. He lives in a mansion in LA and no one knows what he does. Could be wrong…


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    bigtyme says:

    @roc-stop lying! for real? norwood w/ the statues around his house? lol!


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    MOUTH says:

    One question did Malaysia punch Laura in the face while Tanya sat there sending a text, I screamed this ish is so fake. OMG.. There is no way I’m chilling while itches is coming to blows round me I’m gone clear the floor and let it do what it do u dig. Nonsense..


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    KayCeiSoul says:

    @ Speak :cosign:

    LaLa is still married to a BB player, and that alone is a qualifying connector to these bishes having a show.

    They can have ANY connection to a BB player, such as:

    Wife
    Estranged
    Divorced
    Girlfriend
    Jump-Off
    Groupie
    Toe-Licker
    Azz-Scratcher
    One-Nighter
    Dog Walker
    Boot Lacer
    Towel Washer
    Window Cleaner
    Nose Picker
    Eye Booger Remover
    Gout Medication Dispenser

    ANY connection. :coffee:


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    speakinmymind says:

    @ Trendsetter
    yep, you saw that right! dotted ol linebacker govan right in the eye! bet she won’t call her a rat again! :lol:


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    KDub says:

    It’s being reported that Chaz’s partner will be a female.

    Rob Kardashian is slated to be on there too.
    ——————————————-
    Is Rob’s partner going to be female?

    J/A…

    :coffee:


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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Tru….What murder?


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    bigtyme says:

    @mouth-that was so odd…the normal reaction might not be to jump in but MOVE…then again…was she in the house when her husband shot that dude? maybe she didn’t think **** of women fighting then.


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    KayCeiSoul says:

    Gouch! :hug: :hug:

    Hey Babes!


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    Supa_sexy says:

    :rofl: KayCeiSoul says Shaunie’s bitter, shyt starting, bull nose azz play them like a game of chess for a few dollahs. Girl Shaunie is a HAM! She’s a HOT AS MESS with her Michael Jackson nose ass!!! All I know the show is only entertainment purposes only but all these chicks are nothing but clowns and its hilarious how they seem to act like their such a F**Ken lady but they don’t carry themselves as one. Oh well I guess that’s why we watch them fools


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    Roc says:

    @BigTyme…yes. That’s her brother if I recall correctly.


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    KDub says:

    It’s being reported that Chaz’s partner will be a female.

    Rob Kardashian is slated to be on there too.
    ——————————————-
    Is Rob’s partner going to be female?

    J/A…
    ——————————————————-
    I really think Rob is gay and that his momma Kris won’t let him come out of the closet until she can figure out a way to make money off of it.

    I can’t wait to see what kinda PR spin she gonna put on Kim and Kris Humphries kids when that pesky nukka gene come out…


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    speakinmymind says:

    :dead: at “Boot Lacer” dam.n!!


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    MOUTH says:

    Would somebody please tell Iyanla Vanzant to get her cousin cause inspirational speaking is not gone help none of these chicks, besides its so darn annoying. Predator oops I mean Tanya should have been a therapist she irks, nobody wanna hear that ish. Real Talk…


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    Trendsetter says:

    @speakinmymind

    I bet she won’t either…I was so happy that she hit Laura…I wanted her to hit her again and again and again :hahaha:


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    Anna says:

    Trendsetter says:

    I know I saw Malyasia hit Laura in her face…I did see that right??

    ~~~~~~~
    They faded to black, and took a commercial break. Yes, you did see what you thought you saw.


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    speakinmymind says:

    rob k got a big ol’ jiggly booty for a man. he needs to use some of kim’s money and get lipo on that thang. eww!


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    Genia says:

    Hey FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kdub!!! Lusicious!!! Soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kisses:


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    KDub says:

    Toe-Licker
    Azz-Scratcher
    One-Nighter
    Dog Walker
    Boot Lacer
    Towel Washer
    Window Cleaner
    Nose Picker
    Eye Booger Remover
    Gout Medication Dispenser
    —————————————————–
    If Shaunie thinks Laura :hump: Shaq….WHY she didn’t hire Karrine S. then? Half that list pertains to huh… :shrug:


  160. 160

    DARKALICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  161. 161
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Honestly, I ain’t stutten none of these funky cat heaux’s. All they need to do, is spin reh’cords. Dats what dey do…spin reh’cords. <—Bernie Mac. :hahaha:

    They're predicatable. They're going to try to top Miami, although NONE of them can ever be as tall as Jen's neck, and bring senior citizen style drama to get renewed for another season. In Evelyn's voice.."STOP IT!" *snap-snap* SECURITY!"


  162. 162
    speakinmymind says:

    @ Trendsetter

    me too! i was waiting for it to come back from commercials but they’re saving the rest of that fight for next week. i don’t know if i’ll watch anymore or not…it was embarassing.


  163. 163
    Anna says:

    KDub says:

    It’s being reported that Chaz’s partner will be a female.

    Rob Kardashian is slated to be on there too.
    ——————————————-
    Is Rob’s partner going to be female?

    J/A…
    ——————————————————-
    I really think Rob is gay and that his momma Kris won’t let him come out of the closet until she can figure out a way to make money off of it.

    I can’t wait to see what kinda PR spin she gonna put on Kim and Kris Humphries kids when that pesky nukka gene come out…

    ~~~~~~~
    :rofl: I never questioned his sexuality, I just find him to be childish. LOL @ Kris finding a way to make $$$ off of him coming out of the closet.


  164. 164
    bigtyme says:

    @kwall-ha! supahead is supposed to make an appearance as jackie’s friend…now that is the type of woman i wouldn’t let around my man while she is worrying about draya


  165. 165
    Genia says:

    KayCeiSoul says: They can have ANY connection to a BB player, such as:

    Wife Estranged Divorced Girlfriend Jump-Off Groupie Toe-Licker Azz-Scratcher One-Nighter Dog Walker Boot Lacer Towel Washer Window Cleaner Nose Picker Eye Booger Remover Gout Medication Dispenser

    ANY connection.

    __________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: Gout Medication Dispenser?? DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  166. 166
    speakinmymind says:

    **throws rocks at KayCeiSoul**

    :rofl:


  167. 167
    chibytex says:

    I can’t wait to see what kinda PR spin she gonna put on Kim and Kris Humphries kids when that pesky nukka gene come out…
    ____________________________________________
    So spent Sunday watching the marathons of KWTK this past season since last week it was all about Kim… :lol:

    It seems to me that Kim is way more into Kris than he is into her and he came off like a douche bag…He seems immature and wont fit in well with the family IMO…. he seems more on Rob’s level than Lamar’s…….


  168. 168
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Trendsetter says:

    @speakinmymind

    I bet she won’t either…I was so happy that she hit Laura…I wanted her to hit her again and again and again

    **************************

    ME TOO! I wanted Mayonaisia to open her like a can of tuna with her teeth dammit! All that shyt she was talking was not supposed to be that of a woman whose womb is still wide open. Kick her in the cooch! Her azz ain’t even ‘sposed to be out of the house, tom’bout she just had a baby 3 weeks ago. :no:


  169. 169
    MOUTH says:

    @bigtyme

    IDK but she is very strong looking and the women here clearly will be out match messing with dude ( I mean Tanya), and Laura is so fake she was just riding her at lunch talking bout she wanted her help to get rid of that baby fat then gone come at her at the luncheon. IMO better that Malaysia punched her than him (Tanya) anyway cause that dude look SCRONG as heck. He’s very educated but, just to darn masculine for me.


  170. 170
    chibytex says:

    @kwall-ha! supahead is supposed to make an appearance as jackie’s friend…now that is the type of woman i wouldn’t let around my man while she is worrying about draya
    _____________________________________________________
    So Jackie is friends with Supahead…that’s quite interesting…you dont want to be associated with hoes, but you are friends with one of the biggest hoes on EARTH..chit dont add up right there…..


  171. 171

    I watched some of Keeping UP and yeah Kris is in it for the money


  172. 172
    chibytex says:

    ME TOO! I wanted Mayonaisia to open her like a can of tuna with her teeth dammit! All that shyt she was talking was not supposed to be that of a woman whose womb is still wide open. Kick her in the cooch! Her azz ain’t even ‘sposed to be out of the house, tom’bout she just had a baby 3 weeks ago. :no:
    ___________________________________________
    :hahaha:


  173. 173
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ouch Speak!!
    *looks to see if anyone saw me get whopped with that rock

    :nana:


  174. 174
    JMO says:

    I think I was mostly disturbed at the following: Laura had a baby 3 weeks ago and she was filming; the permanent “huh” face from Laura; the accessorized predator look from Tonya; the kimora lee simmons neck jackie has; and the fact that Gloria said she’ll mess that girl up on sight, “capital letters” :rofl:


  175. 175
    TruGemini says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    LaLa is still married to a BB player, and that alone is a qualifying connector to these bishes having a show.

    They can have ANY connection to a BB player, such as:

    Wife
    Estranged
    Divorced
    Girlfriend
    Jump-Off
    Groupie
    Toe-Licker
    Azz-Scratcher
    One-Nighter
    Dog Walker
    Boot Lacer
    Towel Washer
    Window Cleaner
    Nose Picker
    Eye Booger Remover
    Gout Medication Dispenser

    ANY connection.
    _____________________________

    :cosign:

    That was exactly my point in #128.


  176. 176
    chibytex says:

    @Choco
    He in it for something and it damn sure isnt Kim…

    Did you see how he launched Kim in the pool like she was nothing…


  177. 177
    speakinmymind says:

    not “Mayonaisia” :lol:


  178. 178
    Creamychic says:

    I want Brendon to go sit in the :hahaha: PLEASE I cant do this with you today. y chromsome boi leave the room ret na :kona:


  179. 179
    bigtyme says:

    @chi-for real! supahead was at a party for laura (i don’t knwo what the hell they could be celebrating? maybe her 6 week check up)…and she said she was there b/c her and jackie are friends…i was very confused…but then again, jackie might not let her be around doug..who knows.


  180. 180
    TruGemini says:

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Tru….What murder?
    ______________________________________

    Her husband, well ex-husband was convicted of killing his chauffer driver a few years ago. He was playing around with a shotgun, drunk, being stupid and shot the dude in the chest. THEN tried to cover it up.


  181. 181

    @Chiby
    Yes I did and NO I never thought he wanted her from the beginning I think their whole family bothers him it was rumored that his side of the family mom dad etc was offended by how GAUDY the wedding was said it seemed like everything was for the Kardashians – I see an annulment in the future they both got a big pay off so their good


  182. 182
    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Tru…WOW! I think I vaguely remember that now.


  183. 183
    Creamychic says:

    Gout Medication Dispenser: i was fine til i got to this one, i know a dude with this..I laugh so hard girl stop it please :hahaha: :rofl:


  184. 184
    MOUTH says:

    @ BIGTYME
    (i don’t know what the hell they could be celebrating? maybe her 6 week check up)
    _______________

    :tape: “PLEASE” :dead:


  185. 185
    KayCeiSoul says:

    JMO says:

    Laura had a baby 3 weeks ago and she was filming; the permanent “huh” face from Laura; the accessorized predator look from Tonya; the kimora lee simmons neck jackie has; and the fact that Gloria said she’ll mess that girl up on sight, “capital letters”

    *************************************

    :dead:

    Well I’ll be damned. If you didn’t hit the nail on the head with THIS HERE synopsis! :rofl:

    Laura still on that good shyt (pain meds). That’s why she looks dumb like “Ughh-duhh”. And I was howling at how she was swinging slow at Mayo, like the slow kid on the playground.


  186. 186
    peanutbuttercup says:

    Tanya is on the show cause she’s a narcissist. Why else would she marry a man like Jayson Williams. Why else would a woman want to be on a show like BBWs? Tanya has major insecurities and needs to feel validated by THINGS. Even if those things include bootleg champagne, a psycho ex-husband, a hoodrat reality show, a law degree or those blonde dreads which clearly are frightening. Not to mention, this is Star Jones’s homegirl so get ready for the fake BS.


  187. 187
    KayCeiSoul says:

    chibytex says:

    @Choco
    He in it for something and it damn sure isnt Kim…

    Did you see how he launched Kim in the pool like she was nothing…

    ****************************

    :rofl: @ Chiby, his big azz can’t help it. He prolly tosses her around like that with his pinky and then says “I sawwy”. :rofl:


  188. 188
    KDub says:

    but then again, jackie might not let her be around doug..who knows.
    ————————————————————–
    Jackie don’t let po Doug be talk to FEMALES period. When he was playing he could not talk to women who worked for the team (front office, physical therp., etc), he could not even be interviewed by female sportscasters!

    Doug is getting his AZZ whipped by that woman yall. His eyes PLEAD in his Mike Epps “Hangover” voice >>>> “I’ll be your Doug!”

    I hope this show helps to free Doug Christie.


  189. 189
    TruGemini says:

    peanutbuttercup says:

    a law degree or those blonde dreads
    _____________________________________________

    :lolol: I thought that said “three blonde dreads”…. really woulda been :rofl: then!!


  190. 190
    chibytex says:

    es I did and NO I never thought he wanted her from the beginning I think their whole family bothers him it was rumored that his side of the family mom dad etc was offended by how GAUDY the wedding was said it seemed like everything was for the Kardashians – I see an annulment in the future they both got a big pay off so their good
    _____________________________________________________
    I KNOW they didnt the Kardashians were gonna include him in anything in the wedding….CLEARLY the show is about KIM and HER Family and not Kris….he’ll learn to adapt or get out….


  191. 191
    bigtyme says:

    @kwall-i remember…her and christina rice were the crazy ones back in the day…doug ain’t gonna be free b/c doug don’t wanna be free…he likes it like that!


  192. 192

    his big azz can’t help it. He prolly tosses her around like that with his pinky and then says “I sawwy”.
    _________________________
    :lol:

    Kim’s bod wasn’t looking to hot to me….


  193. 193
    chibytex says:

    :rofl: @ Chiby, his big azz can’t help it. He prolly tosses her around like that with his pinky and then says “I sawwy”. :rofl:
    _________________________________________________________
    :rofl: he so dufus looking…like he was born with down syndrome or something…and he doesnt seem very smart…..


  194. 194
    chibytex says:

    @Choco
    In some scenes she looks kinda fat in other scenes she looks slim….I cant put my finger on it….


  195. 195
    bigtyme says:

    @chi-my mama was like “is he slower than lamar? i told her lamar looks like he eats glue but kris is certified SPECIAL!


  196. 196
    Roc says:

    Eats glue :rofl:


  197. 197
    MzDetermined says:

    This show gets two thumbs down. The chicks are really hood, ghetto, and a H.A.M. I feel like they are trying so hard to be like Basketbal wives it’s pathetic. I dont see a season II not at all, the show is garbage.


  198. 198
    KDub says:

    @Bigtyme how in de hail could I have forgotten about Christy Rice? I SO wished she woulda been on BBW Miami they woulda DRUG her okay?


  199. 199

    @chiby
    Yes it does and I think it’s her heritage and gene pool coming to haunt her


  200. 200
    bigtyme says:

    @KDub-she was on housewives of miami putting on an innocent act. a big bore…i tuned in to see her be a fool!


  201. 201
    speakinmymind says:

    shut the dam.n door! not “Predator”! :lol: yall are killin me!


  202. 202
    KDub says:

    “is he slower than lamar? i told her lamar looks like he eats glue but kris is certified SPECIAL!
    —————————————————
    Told yall his name is Slow-mar…or Solomon (Hand That Rocks The Cradle)…and he NEEDED a pal. Now he has a buddy (Kris) to stand with him in the back on the Kardashian Xmas card…looking like the help.


  203. 203
    TruGemini says:

    I KNOW they didnt the Kardashians were gonna include him in anything in the wedding….CLEARLY the show is about KIM and HER Family and not Kris….he’ll learn to adapt or get out….
    ____________________________________________________

    The paps got pics of his parents and sister at the airport after the wedding. They clearly looked overwhelmed and uncomfortable with all the attention. They even flew back home coach…

    And other than the fact that he’s mixed, I didn’t see any touch of slowness in his mom and dad.


  204. 204
    speakinmymind says:

    those key-cole baby teeth really make him look “speshul”.


  205. 205
    chibytex says:

    bigtyme says:

    @chi-my mama was like “is he slower than lamar? i told her lamar looks like he eats glue but kris is certified SPECIAL!
    ____________________________________________________________
    :hahaha: :hahaha:


  206. 206
    TruGemini says:

    speakinmymind says:

    those key-cole baby teeth really make him look “speshul”.
    __________________________________________
    …and he always looks like his eyes are closed.
    Puffy cheeks and Cro-Magnon-man eyebrows will always give that illusion…


  207. 207
    chibytex says:

    Told yall his name is Slow-mar…or Solomon (Hand That Rocks The Cradle)…and he NEEDED a pal. Now he has a buddy (Kris) to stand with him in the back on the Kardashian Xmas card…looking like the help.
    ____________________________________________
    :dead:


  208. 208
    TruGemini says:

    Welp, I guess we’ve been this one to death

    It’s officially :dead:

    See yall on the next go round…


  209. 209
    TruGemini says:

    *beat


  210. 210
    chase says:

    I liked the show it was an interesting mess.
    Shaunie said during a radio interview that she had nothing to do with the show or cast. Except for VH1 letting her keep the Executive Producer title for it. Not sure if it was true or just her trying to back away from the train wreck!


  211. 211
    KK76 says:

    Did anyone else notice that under Kimisha’s name they had her listed as Ron Artest’s partner? “Partner”? :think: They used wife, fiancee, or ex-blah for everyone else. Why “partner”? Wonder if her and Ron have some sort of arrangement…. :think:


  212. 212

    lovemiraclej says:

    I liked Malaysia. I am sorry but if someone told me that because of my name/ethnic heritage I should act like a “rat” and a “n*gga”, I would have responded the same way. She said she was from Compton because everyone said Cali was fake. But I do like that BBWLA has actual wives on the show.

    :applause:

    OAN *mouths to KAYCEI I LUV U :hug: You are hilarious today


  213. 213
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Hey CHA CHA! :hug:
    Luv u more!

    Girl, they just put this in my lap last night. I had to watch the shyt again to make sure I wasn’t crazy.

    Foolishness I tell ya, foolishness!


  214. 214
    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ohhhh LAWD I been trying to avoid Kimsha azz ALL MORNING, and y’all dirty thangs gone take me there!

    I cannot…I cannot….

    Kimsha: *Hollin’* Is them gaddamn biscuits ready?

    KFC trainee: Nawl, they still got a few minutes on ‘em.

    Kimsha: Well put ‘em in the box anyhow. *bites off a breast and puts it in the box*

    I can SEE her at any KFC drive-thru, in any state, with all manner of flour all over her dusty azz, on any day of the week. I just need for her to get a new pair of spectacles that are not rectangular. Maybe some big round ones to take away from her neckmeat.

    But…I must admit…she IS about an average somebody. No glam whatsoever. :coffee:


  215. 215
    peanutbuttercup says:

    KayCeiSoul says:

    Ohhhh LAWD I been trying to avoid Kimsha azz ALL MORNING, and y’all dirty thangs gone take me there!

    I cannot…I cannot….

    Kimsha: *Hollin’* Is them gaddamn biscuits ready?

    KFC trainee: Nawl, they still got a few minutes on ‘em.

    Kimsha: Well put ‘em in the box anyhow. *bites off a breast and puts it in the box*

    ============================================================

    LMAO!!! LMAO!!! You got her to a T!


  216. 216
    caligirl says:

    kingstonn says:

    why is Gloria like the spokesperson? she’s so damn annoying!!!!
    ___________________
    I know I’m all late….

    Hey errrybody!


  217. 217
    Crickett says:

    Where is the shame? The media has killed black women the past year, we are considered angry black women who can’t keep or get a man. Women like these are not supposed to be given the spotlight under any circumstances. I am so glad I looked up to characters like Clair Huxtable growing up. What do you think teenage black girls are going to do at school tomorrow after watching this show? call one of her peers a RAT, get beat up and post it on youtube!! Urgh!


  218. 218
    melissak380 says:

    I dont watch this show and never will. I’ve only watched the regular basketball wives a handful of times. But I just cant believe any woman especially one who is a mother actually likes or respects anything about this chick Draya. She LEFT HER SON BY HIMSELF with no real food to eat for days on end while she was chasing d!ck! Although I wouldnt even think to do something so dumb and ignorant, I can understand MAYBE leaving them to go to work but not go ho around. I dont care what she “owns” about herself, she needs to “own” the fact that she is a horrible mother who shouldnt be allowed to keep her son.


  219. 219
    MzDetermined says:

    Chibytex said:

    Its a shame Jackie waste of Doug’s money on weddings every year….enough is enough….

    ______________________________________________________________________

    I agree… what a waste of money. I once every 5 years.


  220. 220
    Lizzyb says:

    As a LA Native, I am SMDH..
    Malaysia bought two pairs of Jeffrey Campbell last season on clearance shoes, Ron’s brother went off! Watch out chicks, I just know one of May-May’s family is throwing up their color off camera! Have to be to be that deep in Compton! I have not been over that way since I was 2 before gangs! The freeway don;t even go there! So let me say, she really is Compton.
    As fancy as you wanna get is PINK TACO at the Century City Mall??? come on now!
    Ya big night out was at a latin casino in Gardena??? Really?
    I already felt Shaunie was much like a corner drug dealer, dealing the ugly and doing damage wherever she trolls but this this mess, which she already denies she is in charge of is too much.
    Seriously this is doing damage, Shaunie can suck it!


  221. 221
    Jay Bee says:

    MzDetermined says:

    Chibytex said:

    Its a shame Jackie waste of Doug’s money on weddings every year….enough is enough….

    ______________________________________________________________________

    I agree… what a waste of money. I once every 5 years.

    ~~~~~~~
    But its ok to pay to see Jayz and Kanye in concert for $500 and pay to get in a club to watch ppl stand on the wall while the dj play the same song over and over… ohOK


  222. 222
    LeenBean says:

    Every time they show the “Inspirational Speaker” I think of Cynthia Bailey’s husband Peter Thomas she looks like the female version of Peter..lmao

    http://www.s2smagazine.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/295_wide/media/image/CynthiaBaileyPeterThomas_052011.jpg


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