Morning Wood: Edgar Davids
Every morning I sip my tea while reading through my emails. And without fail, someone will write in asking for a real Morning Wood post featuring an actual heterosexual man. That’s a huge order to fill these days. In fact, it’s almost impossible.
When I reply that there are very few heterosexual men left out there and I just can’t find any shirtless pics of them, one reader responded, “well, we can still dream.”
So for her — and other women like her — who can only dream about tall, sexy, heterosexual man, I give you hunky heterosexual soccer star Edgar Davids. Davids is 37-years-old and 5′-7″ tall. I don’t know his weight but he looks solid.
Davids was one of the players chosen by Pelé to be featured in the FIFA 100 list of the world’s greatest living soccer players.
As Drake would say, you can thank me later 
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Photos: Splash News Online
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46 Responses to “Morning Wood: Edgar Davids”
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He’s gay too
He is good looking.
Um, he does absolutely NOTHING for me…
Hell naw…
That face + that stance =
Slightly “tooted up” in that 1st pic, no thanks
yvonne79 says:
Um, he does absolutely NOTHING for me
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And being 5’7″ doesn’t help. Only a child or a little person would think that he is tall.
Anna says:
yvonne79 says:
Um, he does absolutely NOTHING for me
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And being 5?7? doesn’t help. Only a child or a little person would think that he is tall.
Really! Is Sandra joking or serious with this chit
Why does he look out of shape, soccer is a physical sport. What is the cut of age for a Pro Soccer Player, he’s 37.
Ummm Hell to the Naw!! I coulda had a V8!!!
Sandra ain’t nobody thanking you for this mess!!! LOL
he is a footballer, I am sold. nice wood indeed:)
Nice try Sandra. I know you meant well. Right? You did mean well didn’t you? But
LOL at this morning wood!!
Sandra you are pure comedy.
dopedillema says:
he is a footballer, I am sold. nice wood indeed:)
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Did you look at all the pics? Do you need to borrow my bifocals? Are you sipping on the egg nog already? He has a gut in one pic and he is trying to lick his lips in another, not sexy.
His face is
Thanks for the morning laugh Sandra!
He’s al-ight. Looks like an average everyday type of guy.
Hi Anna!! How are you and the hubby? How are the grands? Merry Christmas to you and a healthy and prosperous New Year to you!
I’m so mad at Sandra right now. He mays me think of Samuel L. Jackson for some reason.
Can I get some Young Dro or David Banner or Idris Elba
Sandra, there are tons of other heterosexual soccer player that trump this dude: Didier Drogba, Kevin Prince Boateng, Michael Essien, Asamoah Gyan, Florent Malouda and so many more.
Really Sandra?
Morning Wood?! More like Morning Would Rather Not.
Thanks for the laugh though.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lol… Sandra this is awful.
He is not cute at all and he has a gut not a six pack. Maybe he just ate lunch or something…..but he does nothing for me.
I hate how his dreads prolly covering a bald spot…and then I hate the rest of the package too soooooo…prolly not…
I have no comment….dead! Please post Marvin! lol
(scrolls back up)
He really does look like Sam Jackson, especially with the glasses on.
@SouthernPrincess, I agree with those choices.
I just put my readers on, is his toe pointed? Is he prancing on the beach? I cant! Hell nawl! lmao!
gypsyeyes says:
Hi Anna!! How are you and the hubby? How are the grands? Merry Christmas to you and a healthy and prosperous New Year to you!
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Hi, all is good with us. The grands are doing well, the youngest turns 1 next Weds. Hope you and your family are doing well. Merry Christmans and a healthy New Year to you. I got a virus on my home computer so I can’t get on after work. It goes in the shop today.
I Googled Edgar to see which country he is from and he was better looking in the other pictures. Maybe it was a bad day because facially he wasn’t bad looking. BTW, he’s Dutch (at least according to Wiki).
Every time I look at these pictures I can hear that song “Tooted and Booted” in my head
lol…he is ok..
Sandra: I’m still waiting on East (your loyal reader) to be the Morning Wood…
Not handsome but he is sexy.
Damn Sandra – he’s a midget though – he’d barely come up to my knee….
Body is on point IMO he is not that bad… for the Predator
SMH
No Ma’am!!!
YSoSerious says:
Morning Wood?! More like Morning Would Rather Not.
Thanks for the laugh though.
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In my best ATL accent: Sandra gone head on with that chit.
ummm Dear San,
What makes you think; this one is straight baby cakes? Ima go with HOW YOU DOING … for this one. Definately. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how he doing… Happy holidays you guys..!
more like morning styrofoam…
TruGemini says:
Hell naw…
That face + that stance =
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The face and the stance killed it for me too
Do better Sandra they did ask for heterosexual . And is not !!!
Sandra u crazy. comedy.